FILK: Die, Bones

Caius Marcius coriolan at worldnet.att.net
Tue Jul 26 05:43:45 UTC 2005


No: HPFGUIDX 134947

Die, Bones

To the tune of the old spiritual Dry Bones

Dedicated to SSSusan

THE SCENE: A CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS celebrates the Dark Lord's
success stories during Book Six, beginning with the murder of Amelia
Susan Bones

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
De Dark Lord disrespected dat Sue Bones
De Dark Lord disrespected dat Sue Bones
De Dark Lord disrespected dat Sue Bones
She got the bird from our Lord.

Dat Sue Bones rejected like dat Ed Bones
Dat Vance crone rejected when she alone
Dat Karkaroff got carted off and laid prone
Florean got froze in an ice cream cone
Ollivander wander off to unknown
Muggle town get hit by Giant cyclone
Muggle bridge collapsing with a big groan
Shunpike to the slammer gets himself thrown
Voters telling Fudge that he be disowned
Dumble take a tumble offa his thrown
They got the bird from our Lord!

Die, Bones, Die, Bones, dat dead Bones
Die, Bones Die, Bones, dat dead Bones
Die, Bones Die, Bones, dat dead Bones
She got the bird from our Lord!

  - CMC

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