What conversations do you MOST want to see in HBP?

[unicorn_72]

No: HPFGUIDX 131016

 "lupinlore" wrote<snipped>:
> What conversations do you want most to see in HBP?  What 
characters do
> you really want to see interacting and how?  Here's my list:
> 


KarentheUnicorn's Reply:

> 1.  DD and Harry:  "Harry, I'm very sorry ... Dursleys ... Snape...
> Umbridge...Dementors...general cold heartedness and 
stupidity...please
> forgive me."

Answer: Harry Might Say: Yea, How about some answers OLD MAN! WOULD 
SOMEONE JUST TALK TO ME AND EXPLAIN SOMETHING!!!! or..something to 
that effect <hehe>

> 2.  DD and Harry:  "Harry, the reason I trust Professor Snape 
is..."

Answer: Dumbledore Might Say: Okay Harry, I know He's really is a 
git, but he's our git, and he really makes great cheesecake!! Come 
on Harry, I'll have him make us one right now and prove it...<hehe>


> 3.  Harry and Lupin:  General bonding type stuff, or at least 
getting
> Lupin off his ass

Answer: Harry might ask: Ok, so, exactly why did you not take your 
potion that night in the shreeking shack, you know, it would have 
been a lot easier if you would work with us lupie.

> 4.  Harry and Snape:  Don't care what's said, so long as they both 
end
> up frothing at the mouth and have to be forcibly separated, 
preferably
> after Snape is hurt very badly

Answer: Snape Might Say to Lupinlore: See if I give you any of my 
delicious cheesecake Lupinlore, for that comment, I'll take, 20 
points from you. Whats Potter going to do, give me a paper 
cut...HAY..get away from me you little brat..AYEEEE!..(hehe)

> 5.  Ron and Hermione:  Time to get this ship rolling...

Answer: Cover of Newspaper Daily Profet might reads: Two students 
Expelled, caught snogging in bushes by Professor Snape. The two 
students were the very valuable and desperatly needed friends of 
Harry Potter a Mr. Ron Weasley, and Miss Hermione Granger, we here 
at the paper wonder what Potter is going to do without the people 
who are always saving his neck, for whatever reason, the two 
snogging students had Cheese cake dumped on them...and Griffendor 
lost 200 points...

> 6.  Harry and Ginny:  Ditto

Answer: Two days later Paper reports Harry and Ginny expelled for 
likewise behavior, no cheesecake involved this time.

> 7.  Harry and Lupin:  "Remus, tell me about my parents..."

Answer: Everyone expect Harry Might Ask: Ok Harry, you blablabla so 
much about how you want your parents...waawaa..yet..You have not 
even asked eve a stupid question like..What was my mum's favorite 
color...favorite food, did she like flowers or candy...NOT ONE DAMN 
QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MUM! YOU LITTLE GIT.

> 8.  Harry and Vernon:  "Vernon, I'll be of age next year.  Enjoy 
your
> last twelve months as a human."

Answer: Waves the we hate Vernon Banner and cheers Harry ON...ou ou 
ou, make him a slug..make him a slug..NO...a donkey a donkey!!

> 9.  Harry and Petunia:  "I understand you took me in, Aunt 
Petunia.  I
> certainly hope you don't expect me to thank you."

Answer: Smack the evil aunt with a fish, Harry might say "HERE do 
your on dishes from now on, some blood relitive you are, I'D rather 
live with SNAPE at least he make good cheesecake!!"

> 10.  Harry and Minerva:  "Any pieces of advice this year, 
Professor? The ones you gave me last year were SO wise and helpful."

Answer: Harry might say: You are supposed to be my head of hourse 
right....so, is all I am to you is a good quidditch player?? You 
just want that cup don't you MINERVA...I'm switching to Slytherin! 
NANANA

>
> 11.  Harry and Hermione:  "Hermione,  shut up."

Answer: Snape: "Shut up you know it all"
Ron: "Hermione, shut up..and kiss me."
Harry: "STOP RAISING YOUR HAND, he isn't going to call on you IDIOT"
Draco: I'm so stupid...I really do like you..but..wait..NO..I didn't 
just say that.
Neville: Stop..YOUR NOT HELPING ME..SHUT UP you know it all.
Genny: How did you get Victor as your boyfriend...he's kinda 
hot..Shut up hermione.
Library Doors might have a sign on them that says: No Hermione, stop 
coming in here, you have read all the books I have and NO there are 
NO NEW BOOKS TODAY!

OK...welding the comic sword of justice today! Muwhahahah

KarentheUnicorn
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> Lupinlore