What conversations do you MOST want to see in HBP?

[Steve]

No: HPFGUIDX 131099

Sorry, I know it's just me, but I really want to see....


[Harry and Ron in the shower]
Harry: Hey Ron,... nice butt.
Ron: Kiss me, Harry.

[Harry and Draco in the shower]
Harry: Hey Draco,... nice butt.
Draco: Bite me, Potter!
Harry: Saaaay Pleeease.

OK, I got that out of my system.

[Harry upon hearing Gran Longbottom rag on Neville one too many times]
Harry: Neville! Neville! Let me tell you a thing or two about Neville...

I know others have already done this, but I REALLY! think it's high
time someone told that woman off.


[Harry to Dumbledore after another one of his profound yet totally
lacking any substance speeches]
Harry: Cut the crap! Start talking old man, and don't stop until
you've said it all.

I know others have touched on this theme too. But I think it pretty
clear from the forum posts and the fanfic I read that there is a
substantial group of people who think Dumbledore is a self-serving
manipulative 'son of an unwed mother'.


[a finally feed-up Harry to Dumbledore]
Harry: Enough of this crap. I want full and unlimited access to
everyone and everything I need, and screw school, let's start
concentrating on Voldemort.

Ok, this has also been said, but come on, how many of us are tired of
Dumbledore's 'wise old man behind the scenes' act. Time to stop acting
and start doing; time to kick some sweet scaly butt.


[Harry to Snape]
Harry: Snape! Get over it! Time to grow up!
Snape: Mommy...

Again, it's been said in this thread already, but I think it's time
for both Harry and Snape to get over it. They don't have to like each
other, but this childish playground war they are waging with each
other needs to stop.


[McGonagall to Harry]
Prof.McGonagall: Oh just forget about potions, and take herbology instead.
Harry: Have a biscuit.


I really don't believe Potions is a requirement to be an Auror. It's
just a reasonable and logical area of knowledge that would serve an
Auror well, but I think Harry could get a working base of that core
knowledge in other ways. Really, if he had an 'E' in OWL Potions and
an 'O' in NEWT Herbology, wouldn't that be good enough?

Just a few thoughts.

Steve/bboyminn