Harry the Slytherin, Silly thoughs

unicorn_72 Unicorn_72 at yahoo.com
Wed Jun 22 11:48:43 UTC 2005


No: HPFGUIDX 131153



Okay, we must all remember, the Sorting Hat was going to place Harry 
in Slytherin, I think, Harry has his own Slytherin qualities, I 
don't think its just from Tom Riddle either.

Just Imagine if, James and Lily were actually alive, Lets change the 
story a little, the two brave Griffendors....and their dear sweet 
child Harry...how would that have played out, if Harry actually did 
get into Slytherin. Would Mum and Dad be upset....hum...

Dear Mum and Dad,

Um, somehow I ended up in Slytherin, my head of house is a man by 
the name of Professor Snape. He just gave me this weird look, and 
then he grinned at me, like he was happy, or, it was kinda a weird 
grin. He's kinda greasy, and ugly, but he was very nice to me, he 
said he knew both of you at school. I know you said you were 
Griffendor, and that it would be okay if I got into another house, I 
hope Slytherin is okay.

Love Harry

Harry ending up in Slytherin....HOW Snape would have Gloated!!! How 
shocking would that be! What would that be like?

Dear Mr. Potter,

HA! JAMES POTTER you overgrown DEER! YES! We see where your 
bloodline is going. Your little offspring is obviously a better man 
than you are. Lily might not be a pureblood, but I say it all came 
from her. How sweet this next seven years will be, with your little 
son, in my care, every day. I bet you didn't see this coming, while 
you were planning your happy little family, and your happy little 
life.
Oh be assured, I'm going to teach your dear little boy, everything I 
know.

How is Lily, by the way. Maybe I'll pop in for a little chat with 
her, while you are out rounding with that dog Sirius.

S.Snape

Okay,Maybe, Two letters??

Dear Mrs. Lily Potter,

I would like to congratulate you, your dear son, Harry, is a 
Slytherin. I know you must be proud. I assure you madam, that I can 
let go of past differences I have had with your Husband, and the 
boys..ah..father. I plan to take very extra special care of your 
son, now that he is in my care.

I am sure it must be difficult for you, James and Sirius, always 
out, leaving you home with a child to care for. Ahh, the 
difficulties of being a mother in the wizarding world. But, knowing 
how caring you were in school, leads me to believe you are an 
excellent mother.

I will gladly pop in, and, give you updates on your dear little boy, 
if that would be acceptable. I feel, being head of house at Hogwarts 
is a very worthy task, and I want each and every parent to feel like 
they are involved.

Regards,
Snape

<snorts at my own twisted humor>
OK, so, I actually have wondered what might have been different if 
Harry had went to Slytherin, instead of Griffendor.

KarentheUnicorn







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