FILK: Muggle-Chopper Flee-er

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 131171

I apologize to those of you who get these messages e-mailed. I 
deleted my first posting of this, when I noticed that I failed to 
include "FILK" in the subject line.

Muggle-Chopper Flee-er

To the tune of Sheb Wooley's The Purple People Eater

Hear a MIDI at:

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/9621/halwen1.htm


Malfoy certainly did talk about flying a lot. He complained loudly 
about first years never getting on the house Quidditch teams and told 
long, boastful stories that always seemed to end with him narrowly 
escaping Muggles in helicopters.

     - PS/SS, Chap. 9

Here's the same story, from the helicopter pilot's point of view



HELICOPTER PILOT
Well, I saw this kid comin' out of the air
He wore a leather thong, long blonde hair
He commenced to drawlin' and I said "ooh-eee,
It looks like a Muggle-chopper flee-er to me!"

PILOT (& CHORUS OF MUGGLES) 
It was a malformed Malfoy flying Muggle-chopper flee-er
(Malformed Malfoy flying Muggle-chopper flee-er)
A malformed Malfoy flying Muggle-chopper flee-er
Out of range from me (malformed?)
 
PILOT
Well, he had him a broom and it was mighty quick
 I said Junior Muggle-chopper flee-er, what's your shtik?
I heard him boast in a sneer so low

DRACO: 
I won't flee you cuz you're so slow
 
PILOT (& CHORUS OF MUGGLES) 
It was a malformed Malfoy flying Muggle-chopper flee-er
(Malformed Malfoy flying Muggle-chopper flee-er)
A malformed Malfoy flying Muggle-chopper flee-er
Out of range from me (Malfoy?)

PILOT
I said Junior Muggle-chopper flee-er, what's your plan?
He said it's getting my own chopper for the Malfoy clan
And after I take it to my secret den

DRACO: 
I'll paint it black and sell it to the U.N
 
PILOT (& DRACO)
Well, Crabbe & Goyle, rock and royal, flyin' Muggle-chopper flee-er
Under-sized, idolized, flyin' Muggle-chopper flee-er
(I serve Dark Lords)
Flyin' Muggle-chopper flee-er
Out of range from me

PILOT
And then he swung round his broom and he said, I'm so cool
My name can be heard in a slogan at school
It was in hazy Latin quite euphonious

DRACO:
Sing Dra co dor miens nun quam ti til lan dus

PILOT (& DRACO)
Well, Crabbe & Goyle, rock and royal, flyin' Muggle-chopper flee-er
Seeker boy, sneaky boy, flyin' Muggle-chopper flee-er
(I like Dark Lords)
Flyin' Muggle-chopper flee-er
Out of range from me  (Muggle Flee-er?)

But with a flutter and flap, there came in a big owl
With a red-hot note that began to howl
>From the Magic Office of ol' Mafalda Hopkirk
Saying underage magic now had better stop, jerk!

(Instrumental bridge, as the Ministry owl chases Draco back to the 
Malfoy estate)

DRACO:
Kedavra 


  -	CMC

HARRY POTTER FILKS
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/hpfilks.htm