FIlk: Viktor Krum

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 126436


To the tune of "Different Drum" by Linda Ronstadt

To Dot aka Dungrollin.  Great first filk, girlfriend!

Scene:  The infamous Yule Ball Brawl.
Ron and Hermione have had it out in the Gryffindor common room, and 
now summarize their disagreements.

Hermione:

You and I have to disagree about Viktor Krum.
All night tonight I was having fun,
I could still feel your eyes on me.
You try to tell me Harry's what it's 'bout,
But really, Ron, you're such a lout-
The beauty within me's what he sees.

Ron:

Now, don't get me wrong,
Though he's in your pocket,
It's not that Muggle thing 'bout a rocket*-
He's a guy who wants to get info free.
And now I'm not saying you're not pretty,
All I'm sayin's he's playing dirty,
And any person Harry sees
Is prime to give him something that he needs.

Hermione:

Oh, Good night!  I can't believe 
You could be so dense.
And I cannot conceive you could come on much stronger.
Next time, first you'll ask me.

 *Ron is referring to "Rocket Science" here.

Ginger, ready to call it a day.