FILK: (I Can't Take No) Sadist Action

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 126735


(I Can't Take No) Sadist Action

To the tune of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones
- words and music by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

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Dedicated to Ginger

THE SCENE: The Hog's Head. It's open mike night, and ARGUS
FILCH, 
having had one too many Mai-Tais, stumbles on stage to lament certain 
restrictions in his job description.  

FILCH:
I can't take no sadist action, I can't take no sadist action
And though my battle cry says to fry each wise guy 
I can't take no, I can't take no

When I'm roaming through the halls and the twins come on all radical
They're telling me Dumbledore is bannin' ruthless
strangulation
And he'll fire insubordination

I can't take no. Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey
That's what they say
I can't take no sadist action, I can't take no sadist action
And though I would imply each wise guy oughta die 
I can't take no, I can't take no

Well, Umbridge writes a decree, and she say she gonna show `em
How hard my whip can hit
But the twins mutiny and summon a swamp
And Delores has to quit

I can't take no. Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey
That's what they say
I can't take no sadist action, I can't take no sadist action
And though want to cry, "Crucify each wise guy!"
I can't take no, I can't take no

When I'm hearin' from my cat
And she's spyin' this and she's spottin' that
And we're tryin' to catch some git, like Potter
But he thinks I'm just a bloody old joke
As he sneaks `round in his magic cloak.
I can't take no. Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey
That's what they say. I can't take no, I can't take no
I can't take no sadist action, no sadist action,
No sadist action, no sadist action



-	CMC

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