[HPforGrownups] Re: HBP Prediction Contest

[Paula "Elanor Pam"]

No: HPFGUIDX 128602

OMG LOL PREDIICTOSN!!


    1. Who will be the most major character to die?

TEH SQWID1!11!!!1  -- Actually, I'm thinking Filch and/or one of the
griffyndor boys with good enough pagetime, like Seamus, Dean and the
Creeveys. Or Draco.

    2. Who is the Half-Blood Prince?

TEH SQWID1!11!!!1 --Or maybe Lucius. Wouldn't that be interesting.

    3. What is Lily's big secret?

She had an affair with the giant squ--*SHOT* I think she was an unspeakable.
Either that, or she found out something during her third encounter with
Voldy, which could explain him being willing to spare her.

    4. Who will be the new DADA teacher?

TEH SQWID1!11!!!1 -- Or maybe a brand-new character, like the lion man :D

    5. With whom will Harry have a romantic relationship?

TEH SQWID1!11!!!1 -- Or Ginny. Or both.

    6. Who will be the new Minister of Magic?

TEH MADAM BONES1!11!!!1 (What? I ran out of squids.)

    7. What is that bowl-thing on the green U.S. HBP cover?

Hagrid's latest attempt at high cuisine. That or Dumbley is teaching Harry
how to use a pensieve.

    8. Will Harry take Advanced Potions?

Yes, many of them!! And they'll make him see sparkly colors and hear voices
telling him to drown Snape in this boiling cauldron in front of him.

    9. Will Neville take Advanced Potions?

Yes, and they'll make him just as happy as Harry was.

    10. How many OWLs did Harry get?

Enough to entertain Hedwig in a party.

 Predictions (0-10 points each):

1 - Ginny's relationship with Dean won't last long, but will end peacefully.
2 - Harry will actually activelly study instead of leaning on Hermy, for a
change.
3 - Ron will get over his block and ask Hermy out. And the scene will be
utterly hilarious.
4 - Draco's wounded pride will drive him into doing something majorly
stupid, like enlisting to be a death eater, and he's going to majorly suck
at it. I don't think he'd get to be good or important enough to ever even
see Voldy in person. He's going to die as a low rank, either in this book or
the next.
5 - I'm out of predictions... hm, wait. Everything We Ever Believed And
Thought We Knew About Percy Will Turn Out To Have Been Wrong.



Sorry for the silliness, I'm on crack today.


Elanor Pam