Filk: Super Stitches
quigonginger
quigonginger at yahoo.com
Tue May 10 08:51:19 UTC 2005
No: HPFGUIDX 128705
Super Stitches, to the tune of Superstition by Stevie Wonder
To CMC
Arthur explains to Molly why his dressing was changed a day early.
He sings:
They are super stitches. That's how Muggles heal.
They are super stitches. Now, dear, please don't squeal.
Healer Pye, the trainee, took a Muggle class.
Now he's got me stitched up, ribs right down to aaaaaa
Aaaaas you can see, these things, which you don't understand,
Help the healer.
Super stitches are the way.
They are super stitches. Sewn up nice and tight.
They are super stitches. Healer got them right.
Trussed up like a turkey, stuffing kept inside.
Helps to stop the bleeding, elsewise I'd have died.
As you can see, these things, which you don't understand,
Help the healer.
Super stitches are the way.
They are super stitches. Please don't yell at me.
They are super stitches. (looks around) Why'd they run for tea?
Taking all my potions, getting my bedrest.
Since I love things Muggle, put them to the test.
As you can see, these things, which you don't understand,
Help the healer.
Super stitches are the way.
Ginger, on some kind of a roll, or perhaps a bagel.
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