Snape's child/ren? Evidently not a daughter...TBAY (from IM with Julie!)
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Thu May 19 05:35:13 UTC 2005
No: HPFGUIDX 129154
Kaylee Tonks-Lupin and Julie:
Kaylee Tonks-Lupin sat on the shore of Theory Bay, after swabbing the deck
of the good ship DRIBBLE SHADOWS until it shone. Captain SSSusan had given
her a break, and she clinked her margarita glass together with her good friend
Julie as they watched the sun set. "You know what I've been thinking about,
Julie?" Kaylee asked seriously.
"What?" Julie inquired.
"Our good Professor Snape. You know my Captain is Siriusly Snapey Susan, of
course, and that got me thinking. J.K. Rowling recently claimed that
Professor Snape is not Luna's father; she said, in fact, that he had no daughters. No
daughters. That screams 'but he has a son' at me...odd, but it rings true.
In that case, could his son be someone we know?" Kaylee asked.
"It could be," Julie replies. "Who is the question."
"That's true. So I've been sorting through all the possible candidates. We
know Harry is impossible, as JKR already vetoed that one. I'm quite sure
Neville is just as unlikely, seeing how Professor Snape treats him in class. It's
just speculation, but I'm guessing that any Gryffindor would be out of the
question. I believe that our answer lies in Slytherin House; Draco Malfoy.
There are several instances in canon where Snape praises Draco and favors him,
like the scene in PoA with Draco's so-called injury."
"I think it might be a student going to another school, hidden for his
safety. Like, for instance, Viktor Krum.
If the boy is still alive, and wasn't killed by Voldemort years ago
(precipitating Snape's desertion of the Dark side)."
"Krum's possible," Kaylee admitted. "Of course, we're told in GoF that Krum
looks like his father. But then, Draco supposedly looks like Lucius. Maybe a
potion altered the appearance of the boy." She turned her head toward Julie
incredulously when Julie mentioned the idea of the boy being dead. "Or...quite
possibly...Snape's son could be...wait for it...the Half-Blood Prince!"
Kaylee exclaimed triumphantly. "Especially if he's dead already!"
"This will be one good book when it finally comes out!" Julie exulted,
wishing it wasn't still two months away.
Kaylee agreed wholeheartedly. "Do you think this theory is used already, or
could it use a ship of its own, maybe?" she pondered, staring out over Theory
Bay. "Not that I'm going to leave my Captain," she added hastily. "I
wouldn't mind captaining my own ship *and* being a shipmate on DRIBBLE SHADOWS at
the same time. I'm not too particular."
Kaylee nodded as Julie explained that "Half-Blood Prince!Snape'sSon had
probably been used, though maybe not Dead!Half-Blood Prince!Snape'sSon. "So is
it still acceptable? I'm a newbie at this," she said slowly. "Maybe I'd better
ask Captain Susan before going any farther," she added.
"I'm kind of inexperienced at it too," Julie said. "The captain no doubt
knows best."
"Probably," Kaylee said finally. "Any more margaritas, Julie?" she added
hastily as the sun began slipping below the horizon.
"I'm good," Julie said sleepily.
Kaylee grinned and playfully emptied the box of non-alcoholic margarita mix
over Julie's pillow as Julie flopped down in her sleeping bag. Laughing
softly, she crawled into her own bag, hoping her friend wouldn't notice the prank.
Luckily for Kaylee, Julie was already out, snoring happily. ;-)
Kaylee Tonks-Lupin, signaling Captain SSSusan and any other takers!
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