FILK: Stuck here in Azkaban

[dungrollin]

No: HPFGUIDX 129470

Lucius, languishing in his cell in Azkaban sings a paean to his 
master, to the tune of "When you are old and grey" by Tom Lehrer.


O I still appreciate him
The Dark Lord - I'm his man,
I've more sense than to hate him
Stuck here in Azkaban,
He'll be here any minute now
I'll be out of here like *that*,
The Dementors deserted,
The new guards disconcerted,
He'll AK them in seconds flat.

His quirks anatomical
Up close are not comical,
>From toenail to follicle
He is quite diabolical;
A mess psychological 
Almost mythological,
Don't think me ironical
His evil's canonical;
His flaws astronomical
Are all pathological,
Please don't call me cynical
His problems are clinical;
Of his sins a long chronicle
(some aren't chronological,)
But I'll be economical
For I grow hyperbolical.

He'll be here soon with Bella
The escape at last succeeds,
We'll be out of here together
And back to our misdeeds,
I'd do anything for him at all
O rescue me my Lord!
Pity my struggles,
Here I can't torture Muggles,
I'm really getting bored.


Dungrollin
(Annoying thought: If Voldy's bald, does that mean he doesn't
have any follicles?)