Staff's Activities (was:Re: Snape's Speech patterns)

[Jen Reese]

No: HPFGUIDX 142448

Betsy Hp:
> Trelawney would go for a mid-day yoga session, of course.  Professor 
> Stout... would make yearly promises to walk the Hogwarts grounds,
> and then get distracted by the greenhouses.  Flitwick... power-
> walking, maybe?  Or perhaps he's the resident jogger.  (And he 
> thought he and young Snape would bond over their chosen activity but
> changed his mind after one run where Snape's pace nearly killed him,
> while Snape was holding himself back...)
> 
> Which of course leaves a question:  who's the resident cyclist?

Jen: Now I was picturing Flitwick and Sprout on a bicycle-built-for-
two. Well, until Slughorn came along and started moving in on Pomona. 
Then Flitwick sullenly switched to a unicycle, or maybe even a 
stationary bike in his bedroom, where he can cast angry glances out 
the window at the happy couple walking around the greehouses.

Trelawney doing yoga sound promising, with several breaks to the Room 
of Requirement for refreshment. Would this be a good time to bring up 
my theory Trelawney got trapped in the ROR at the end of HBP and 
that's why she didn't show for the funeral? She discovered quite a 
stash in there from the past 16 years and gave up on getting out after 
a few hours. No one's missed her yet, it seems.

Sinastra must run up the Astronomy tower steps, two-at-a-time military 
style. Hardly out of breath, no doubt. She's a tough one.

Now Umbridge, while she was there--maybe walks in the forest to 
commune with nature? clip-clop, clip-clop <beg>

Now if someone else wants to take Madam Hooch, the house elves and the 
rest of the DADA's.....

Jen, laughing out loud about Snape running from his demons and 
thinking after HBP, Betsy may be entirely right about Dumbledore 
taking daily swims and collecting gillyweed.