FILK: White Maggot
Caius Marcius
coriolan at worldnet.att.net
Wed Nov 16 14:08:48 UTC 2005
No: HPFGUIDX 143104
As the Xmas season draws near, it's time to start HP-carolling
again...
White Maggot
To the tune of Irving Berlin's White Christmas
Dedicated to - hmm, maybe this isn't the sort of filk that should be
dedicated to anyone....
Lyrics and MIDI here:
http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/1761/white.html
Harry's presents included a sweater with a large Golden Snitch worked
onto the front, hand-knitted by Mrs. Weasley, a large box of
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes products from the twins, and a slightly
damp, moldy-smelling package that came with a label reading "To
Master, From Kreacher..."
.."I didn't think of giving Kreacher anything. Do people usually
give their house-elves Christmas presents?" asked Harry, prodding the
parcel cautiously.
"Hermione would," said Ron. "But let's wait and see what it is before
you start feeling guilty."
A moment later, Harry had given a loud yell and leapt out of his camp
bed; the package contained a large number of maggots. "Nice," said
Ron, roaring with laughter. "Very thoughtful." "I'd rather have them
than that necklace," said Harry, which sobered Ron up at once.
- HBP, Chap. 16
KREACHER:
I'm wrapping up a white maggot
A present for my Master dear
It is rank and squirmy
And really wormy
And will be a fly next year
I'm wrapping up a white maggot
It wreaks of stench and of decay
May that half-breed traitorous blight
Be grossed out by putrid parasites
I'm hoping that Master's gagging
When he unwraps my Christmas gift
Let him feel disgusted -
This maladjusted
House-Elf feels awful tiffed.
I'm wrapping up a white maggot
On Christmas Day he'll see it writhe
May the Dark Lord brandish his scythe
So this elf can once again feel blithe.
- CMC
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