FILK: White Maggot

Caius Marcius coriolan at worldnet.att.net
Wed Nov 16 14:08:48 UTC 2005


No: HPFGUIDX 143104

As the Xmas season draws near, it's time to start HP-carolling 
again...

White Maggot 

To the tune of Irving Berlin's White Christmas

Dedicated to - hmm, maybe this isn't the sort of filk that should be 
dedicated to anyone....

Lyrics and MIDI here:

http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/1761/white.html

Harry's presents included a sweater with a large Golden Snitch worked 
onto the front, hand-knitted by Mrs. Weasley, a large box of 
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes products from the twins, and a slightly 
damp, moldy-smelling package that came with a label reading "To 
Master, From Kreacher..."


.."I didn't think of giving Kreacher anything. Do people usually 
give their house-elves Christmas presents?" asked Harry, prodding the 
parcel cautiously.

"Hermione would," said Ron. "But let's wait and see what it is before 
you start feeling guilty."

A moment later, Harry had given a loud yell and leapt out of his camp 
bed; the package contained a large number of maggots. "Nice," said 
Ron, roaring with laughter. "Very thoughtful." "I'd rather have them 
than that necklace," said Harry, which sobered Ron up at once.

  -	HBP, Chap. 16

KREACHER:
I'm wrapping up a white maggot
A present for my Master dear
It is rank and squirmy 
And really wormy
And will be a fly next year
 
I'm wrapping up a white maggot
It wreaks of stench and of decay
May that half-breed traitorous blight
Be grossed out by putrid parasites

I'm hoping that Master's gagging
When he unwraps my Christmas gift
Let him feel disgusted - 
This maladjusted 
House-Elf feels awful tiffed.

I'm wrapping up a white maggot
On Christmas Day he'll see it writhe
May the Dark Lord brandish his scythe
So this elf can once again feel blithe.
 
    - CMC

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