FILK: Only An Evil Woman

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 143463

Only An Evil Woman 

To the tune of Only An Older Woman from Peter Allen's musical The Boy 
>From Oz 

Lyrics here: (sorry, no MIDI!)

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/theboyfromoz/onlyanolderwoman.htm

Dedicated to Constance Vigilance 

THE SCENE: The Malfoy Estate. BELLATRIX begins Occlumency lessons 
with her nephew DRACO. 

BELLATRIX:
Only an evil woman can aid you
One who can stop them reading your mind
I'm sure that I
Won't have to persuade you
Occlumency – you'll leave `em behind
'Cause with an evil woman
You will learn all about crime

(spoken:) You have the markings of an Eater, kid. I like that.

DRACO: (spoken)
But how can I stay mean?

BELLATRIX: (spoken)
Hang around. You'll learn. You really want to serve the Dark Lord?

DRACO: (spoken)
It's all I've ever wanted.

BELLATRIX: (spoken)
Then hold that thought
.

DRACO:
I'm holding-
I need an evil woman intensely
Like a dementor


BELLATRIX:

.All dressed in pink

DRACO:
I need your evil to Occlumens me

BELLATRIX:
You can keep hidden


DRACO:

.Things that I think.

BELLATRIX:
I'm gonna teach you, Draco

DRACO: 
Magic sublime and obscure.
And whadda ya know, I've found this hard steel woman

BOTH
You'll/I'll have thoughts you'll/I'll know how to block
When Snape comes around to snoop.

DRACO: 
On my brain he'll learn there's a lock

BELLATRIX:
He will be outside
.

DRACO: 

..Of the loop

BOTH:
Clear from our minds unworthy emotions
Stay calm and cool in total control

BELLATRIX:
What you will think they won't have a notion

DRACO:
I'm gonna rock

BELLATRIX:
On DE Patrol

DRACO:
Thanks to this evil woman
I'll Dumbledore send to his doom

BELLATRIX:
You will be the Dark Lord's heir apparent

DRACO:
Quietly, do not tell my female parent 

BOTH:
`Cause our Cissy can become a much more evil woman
 
BELLATRIX:
Than me!

    -	CMC

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