Annoying interruptions... + Fawkes

[AyanEva]

No: HPFGUIDX 142266


> 
> Anne says:
> It's an interesting idea--quite appealing to the imagination--but I
don't think Snape can 
> be Fawkes.  If we believe Dumbledore's statement that Fawkes gave
only two tail feathers 
> to Ollivander wands, and that those wands now belong to Voldemort
and Harry, then it 
> follows that Fawkes is much older than Snape.  Voldemort started
Hogwarts in 1938, 
> according to the Lexicon, and Snape (also according to the Lexicon)
wasn't born until 
> 1960.  That said, the proponents of the Snape/Fawkes theory probably
have some great 
> reasoning that will defy my logic.  :)

I'll give it a go! I might just convince myself of the plausibility of
the following scenario if I keep this up. LOL :-D So, here goes:

Snape could've stayed in bird form until 1960; we'll call him
"Snawkes." All of this could be a scheme by Dumbledore, of course,
because Dumbledore didn't trust Riddle. Once Dumbledore saw that
Riddle was turning bad for real, he had to come up with a plan to
thwart Riddle and infiltrate his circle. At this point, Dumbledore
pulled Eileen in on the plan to pretend to be Snawks' mother. At the
appropriate time, determined by Dumbledore, Snawkes appears on the
scene as 11 year old Snape. 

Since we haven't found a birth announcement Severus Snape yet (have
we? I think it was just the marriage announcement), this *proves* that
Snape as Snape didn't exist until he hit the Hogwarts scene at 11
years old. It was always intended that he fit the role of a Knights of
Walpurgis (or whatever it's called)/Death Eater follower, make it look
like he repented and joined Dumbledore (although, he was always on
DD's side), and then assumed his role as spy. See, they had to do it
this way because they needed a way to get Snape close to Voldie and
they needed a plausible explanation to tell the Order for how DD was
getting inside information. Once they told the Order how the
information was being obtained, they had to convince them that the
source was reliable; hence the sob story of repentence. 

So, Snape, upon killing DD, has become Snawkes once more. Therefore,
he can run away as Snape and still attend the funeral as Fawkes. And
this is how Snape is going to get information to the Order and Harry;
he's going to show up as Fawkes with a note tied 'round his leg
because Fawkes is.... SNAWKES! :-D

The end.

AyanEva