Filk: Don't Hand Those Clothes to Me

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 140587

"Don't Hand Those Clothes to Me" to the tune of "Don't Stand so Close 
to Me" by the Police.

To the highly informative penguin.

Kreacher, whose greatest desire is to be hung with his ancesters, 
would naturally fear being freed, don't you think?

Kreacher, refering to himself in the third person, as per Official 
Elvin Syntax (TM) sings:

Poor Kreacher, the subject
Of Master's enmity.
He wants out so badly,
Knows where he wants to be.
Inside here, there's Half-bloods,
And Mudbloods have free range.
His heart aches, and it goes now
To Bellatrix Lestrange.

Don't hand, Don't hand those,
Don't hand those clothes to me.

Don't hand, Don't hand those,
Don't hand those clothes to me.

Narcissa's so jealous.
You know how Black girls get.
Sometimes she misses Dobby 
And wants a Kreacher-pet.
With manipulation,
His Master he defies.
When Master says "Get out now!"
To Malfoy house he flies.

Don't hand, Don't hand those,
Don't hand those clothes to me.

Don't hand, Don't hand those,
Don't hand those clothes to me.

Wild beast in the bedroom
To hurt he has to try.
The wall has more headroom.
The amputation's nigh! 
It's no use,
He's needed
To send that Potter off
To meet with McNair, Crabbe,
Rookwood, and Dolohov.

Don't hand, Don't hand those,
Don't hand those clothes to me.

Don't hand, Don't hand those,
Don't hand those clothes to me.


Ginger, who hopes Kreacher will get his heart's desire.  I love a 
happy ending.