FILK: I Taught the Law

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 150583

I Taught the Law (HBP, Chap. 18)

To the tune of I Fought The Law by Sonny Curtis (later by the Bobby 
Fuller Four)

THE SCENE: Potions Class. Difficulties arise in the teaching of 
Golpalott's Third Law.

SLUGHORN:
With Golpalott, you'll stop poisons
I taught the Law of the potion
I taught the Law of the potion

HARRY:
I asked the Prince but he stayed mum
Don't get the Law of the potion
Don't get the Law of the potion

HERMIONE:
You lost your short cuts and you lost your cheats
And out of luck you've run
And by this smart girl you will get beat
I've wraught the Law of the potion
I've wraught the Law of the potion

HARRY:
Hermy's thinkin' that I'm undone
Flat at the Law of the potion
Flat at the Law of the potion

I looked for a bezoar and I found one
I'll beat the Law of the potion
I'll beat the Law of the potion

HERMIONE:
He's pleasin' Sluggy and he gets to gloat
Of fairness there is none
Just see that bezoar, it gets my goat
He cheats the Law of the potion
He cheats the Law of the potion

   - CMC

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