[HPforGrownups] An Elfly Reminder

[Jazmyn Concolor]

No: HPFGUIDX 157056

Remember, you can only call someone a smartass IF their animagus is a 
donkey.

And you can only call them a wiseass IF their animagus is a donkey and 
they are a professor... ;)

And you can only say something is kickass if it involved being kicked by 
a donkey..

However, if you are digging a hole to bury a donkey, just don't talk 
about it.......

Jazmyn  (who hopes noone finds this offensive as it refers to animals, 
not nether-regions)