FILK: Sev'rus Got Run Over by a Hippogriff

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No: HPFGUIDX 162651

In 162394, Caius Marcius wrote:
Here's my first 2006 HP Xmas Carol - if you post an Xmas song here
between now and 12-25, I will immediately upload it to the Very Harry
Christmas page (with your permission, of course):

Potioncat:
Potioncat enters. She is wearing fuzzy snowman slippers; a sweater 
decorated with reindeer, one of which has a red nose that blinks; 
springs of holly as earrings and a Christmas-Elf cap with a little 
silver bell that jingles every time she moves her head.

OK, everyone, where's the songs? You're a bunch of creative people 
and it's the holidays! We need parodies. We need music. We need 
firewhiskey! 

I know CM and Ginger have set the musical bar very high. Don't worry, 
I just lowered it. I can't carry a tune in a bucket and this has to 
be the most annoying carol in America. So, after you read this, you 
will be able to say with confidence, "I can do better than that!"


To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."

Sev'rus Got Run Over by a Hippogriff

http://members.aol.com/cdickent2/xmas/grandma.html


Draco is singing:

Sev'rus got run over by a hippogriff
Running from the castle late one night.
Albus says it's all about our choices,
Now Snape and I sure hope we'll make them right.
I had Albus on the tower.
I thought I was in control.
But he wielded all the power,
And then Potter was consumed with vitriol.
Snape came rushing through the doorway
The headmaster made his plea.
Then Snape cast'ed a Kadavra,
And he headed down the passageway with me.


Sev'rus got run over by a hippogriff
Running from the castle late one night.
Albus says it's all about our choices,
Now Snape and I sure hope we'll make them right.
Snape he took a vow for Mother.
I thought he was there for me.
He was watching out for Hogwarts,
Making sure the castle was Death Eater free.
Sev'rus had his eye on Potter
Making sure he wasn't harmed.
Sev'rus tried to give instruction,
But the stupid Gryffindor, he wasn't charmed.


Sev'rus got run over by a hippogriff
Running from the castle late one night.
Albus says it's all about our choices,
Now Snape and I sure hope we'll make them right.
The dark wizards were so happy,
 at the death of Dumbledore.
They think we will be the winners,
If we all choose to obey Lord Voldemort.
It's our choices that determine
How we spend our destiny
Take your time and be real careful
Or you'll end up on the dark side just like me.


Sev'rus got run over by a hippogriff
Running from the castle late one night.
Albus says it's all about our choices,
Now Snape and I sure hope we'll make them right.