FILK: I Saw ‘Mentors Kissing Barty Crouch

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 163062

This is one of those filks that once you think of it, you think, "Why 
didn't I think of it before?!"

I Saw `Mentors Kissing Barty Crouch (GoF, Chap. 36)

To the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

a You-tube simulation here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PboiGmaI2j0

Dedicated to the Deathly Hallows

THE SCENE: Pomfrey's infirmary.  As Harry convalesces, McGONAGALL 
enters abruptly....

"What has happened?" said Dumbledore sharply, looking from Fudge to 
Professor McGonagall.  "Why are you disturbing these people?  
Minerva, I'm surprised at you - I asked you to stand guard over Barty 
Crouch -"

"There is no need to stand guard over him anymore, Dumbledore!"  she 
shrieked.  "The Minister has seen to that!"

McGONAGALL:
I saw `Mentors kissing Barty Crouch
Underhanded tactics used tonight
As Snape & I stood watch
So who drops in but Fudge.
He then had Bart's soul sucked up
By dementors in a flash!

DUMBLEDORE (to Fudge): 
You had `mentors kissing Barty Crouch
Trying him in court we must preclude
Voldemort is on the loose 
But Corny, you're so obtuse,
Thanks to you, we've not been kissed, we're screwed!

   -	CMC

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