Ministry of Magic - St. Mungos Seasonal Message

[Mike]

No: HPFGUIDX 163155


FROM the DESK of HEALER MOUTH

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The Ministry has received an Owl and forwarded it to St. Mungos.

> Prof. Flitwick intervenes:
> 
> Always remember to pronounce all the syllables, even in nonverbal 
> spells!  Never forget Wizard Harrumphio, who thought "Libracorpus" 
> instead of "Liberacorpus" and found himself flat on his back with 
> a dead body clutching a model of the zodiac on his chest!

Thank you Prof. Flitwick for that bit of enlightenment. <You know I
had that happen to me once, except the body was draped in robes and 
holding Balance Scales. Couldn't figure out what went wrong.> St. 
Mungos will appreciate it if those of you wishing to pull pranks on 
your fellow wizards will do it correctly. Healer Sine, St. Mungos 
receptionist does not receive kindly those that get hit with their
own hexes. I know Rita, she'll make you wait forever.

Thank you for your concern
Healer Mouth

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Owldendum: The Ministry wishes to remind all witches and wizards to 
direct their Owls to St. Mungos. We forwarded this one, but the 
Ministry is not equipped to handle all of the Owls Healer 
Mouth's .... ahhh, explanations are expected to engender.

Yours in Solicitude,
MoM

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Mike:

Good catch Roberta, and thanks for keeping in the spirit :-)