Punishments for the Dursleys

[lagattalucianese]

No: HPFGUIDX 145683

> 
> Sue here:
> 
> The Dursleys might actually get on with Umbridge, especially after 
she tells them how she 
> treated Harry. Dudley would be just the sort of boy she'd like, 
along the lines of the 
> Slytherin "Inquisitorial squad".
> 
La Gatta Lucianese:

I think Uncle Vernon and Umbridge would get along like ham and eggs, 
myself. They could take turns yelling themselves purple at Mrs. Black.
>
> Aunt Petunia would have a fainting fit at Grimmauld Place, even 
after Molly's clean-up 
> drive.
>
La Gatta Lucianese:

Or she might just think of it as job security. Drano in all the 
boggarts! Raid in all the corners! Polyester at all the windows! Shag 
carpeting everywhere!