FILK: No Life

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 146069

No Life 

To the tune of That's Life, a Frank Sinatra favorite 

http://www.kmelmidimusic.com/sinatra/TRIBUTE.htm

AN INFERIUS (and Chorus of Female Inferi)
No life (No life!), that's what we Inferi find
I try to make a killing
Meeting dead-lines
'Cause you know since I have left the grave
That I've been on watch, on watch in this cave
 
I said, no life, (no life!), and though it don't amount to shucks
Some people get their kicks
Swipin' a Horcrux
But though I may get, may get water-logged
I must get impelled in anti-Potter mobs
 
I've been a corpse, a cadaver, a carcass,
A zombie, untombed and undead.
I've been hexed and hacked and hammered and hit
And shot full of lead.
I still pursue my foes, livid with hate,
Despite this persistent vegetative state 
 
No life (No life!),
I'll fill ya with such repulsion
You'll see me being creepy
With no heart beat and with no pulse, son
And although I might lack in every vital sign
I am helping out the Dark Lord and his Plan Nine 
 
I've fought with Harry J. Potter, and Albus
P. Dumble, and ol' R.A.B.
They snuck in, got through, and grabbed it, got out
And went home scott-free:
I rallied all my hordes to mangle and to maim
But they drove us back with red-hot rings of flame

No life (No life!),
No life and we lost the locket
Ev'ry time I thought we'd cut `em off
But we couldn't block it
So it may be when Voldy learns of our defeats
He's gonna curse us all out as a bunch of dead-beats

    -	CMC

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