FILK: Harridan

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 146802

Harridan
To the tune of Harrigan by George M. Cohan

Lyrics and a MIDI here:
http://tinyurl.com/7kdpz

Enter BELLATRIX LESTRANGE & a CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
Who is the Slytherin gal who's a femme fatale?

BELLATRIX
Harridan, that's me!

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
Whose rationale got Snape Vowing Unbreakables?

BELLATRIX
Harridan, that's me!
I served a few years for my felonies
Now the Ministry knows, no repellin' me
I'm Draco's aunt and a Death-Eating termagant

BELLATRIX /& CHORUS
Harridan, that's me/she!

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
H - A - double-R - I - D - A - N spells Harridan.

BELLATRIX
Sirius is now playing the harp, be-
-Cause I'm a vile vicious harpy

BELLATRIX /& CHORUS
H - A - double-R - I - D - A - N, you see,
There's no spell can dispel this heavy-lidded Jezebel
Harridan, that's me/she!

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
Who's all aglow when they call her a virago?

BELLATRIX
Harridan, that's me!

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
Who is the chick who can flick a cruel Crucio?

BELLATRIX
Harridan, that's me!
My evil young nephew is fond of me,
Because I have taught him Occlumency,
I'm the belle with a cause who gets awful darn bellicose.

BELLATRIX /& CHORUS
Harridan, that's me/she!

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS
H - A - double-R - I - D - A - N spells Harridan.

BELLATRIX
Neville for his parents feels sadness-
Since I drove them past the point of madness

BELLATRIX
B - E - double-L - A - T - R - I -X, me!

BELLATRIX /& CHORUS
That's the name of the dame serving the Lord we dare not name
Bellatrix, that's me/she!

  - CMC

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