The Secret Revealed! (Draco and Harry (was:The GoF Train Scene--and beyond...))
amiabledorsai
amiabledorsai at yahoo.com
Mon Jan 23 19:53:59 UTC 2006
No: HPFGUIDX 146906
Amiable Dorsai:
>Mrs. Weasley and the twins, by contrast, were ever so mean to >him
before they knew who he was...
Alla:
>LOLOL. Indeed. But Twins are potential DE, so they do not >count as
genuine friends and protectors, you know. :-)
Amiable Dorsai:
Yeeessssss
Of course! That's it! I've got it! The real spy! The
Unseen Manipulator behind Harry's troubles, Voldemort's Right Hand Witch
Molly Weasley.
It's so obvious, once you see it! Who gave Peter Pettigrew more than
a decade of sanctuary?
Molly Weasley.
Who encouraged her sons and her husband to get close to Voldemort's
nemesis?
Molly Weasley.
Whodare I say it?weaseled her way into Harry's good graces with
gifts of sweaters and fudge?
Molly Weasley.
Who tried to keep Harry from knowing about Sirius Black?
Who showed up ever so conveniently at the Third Task, ostensibly to
cheer Harry on, but who could also have been giving the fake Crouch
his final marching orders?
Who was the first person to agree to join the newly recalled Order of
the Phoenix? Who's always there in the kitchen where meetings are held
and where idle chatter might reveal all sorts of interesting tidbits?
Who wanted to withhold information from Harry, when Harry so
desperately needed to know what was going on?
Who always has a cup of tea and a sympathetic shoulder for any Order
member to cry on, and perhaps say more than they ought?
Who gave Harry onion soup so hot it burned his mouth?
Forget ESE!Snape, or ESEviler!Lupin.
I give you ESEvilest!Molly. Tremble before her!
Amiable "Got a new job at the Quibbler" Dorsai
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