What do we do with Dolores Umbridge?

[ericoppen]

No: HPFGUIDX 155357

"...ear-lee in the morning..."

The idea of having her as guard over the Dursleys is a good one.  
However, it would be even better if she and Vernon, at first sight, 
fell Madly In Lurve with each other...

Dudley comes running into Harry's room: "HARRY!  For God's sake, make 
it stop!  It's driving me mad!  That---that---_woman_ and _my Dad_ are 
shagging in the living room!  I can't get the images out of my brain!" 
*grabs Harry's wand out of his startled fingers*  "How do you do a 
Death Spell with this thing?  I want to end it all!"