Other uses for toffees...

sbursztynski greatraven at hotmail.com
Wed Jul 26 11:33:21 UTC 2006


No: HPFGUIDX 156016

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Eric Oppen" <oppen at ...> wrote:
>
> You know, it's probably a really good thing that the Twins are usually 
> forbidden to hawk their wares to Muggles.
> 
> I just waded through a ton of spam about how these various quacks can 
> improve and expand my naughty bits, and it hit me:
> 
> If the Twins can make toffees that expand tongues...
> 
> You know, that idea alone would probably make them so rich that they could 
> buy JKR out and write the books themselves.  Or buy the whole UK and evict 
> all the Muggles.
>

Sue here:

Chuckle! Aren't we lucky the wizarding community is living more or less permanently in 
the 1940s? The twins and the Internet ... Urgh, nightmare! Imagine what they could do - a 
Trojan horse virus would probably throw a real wooden horse out of your computer... And 
yes, they would be natural spammers.









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