FILK: Then I Splinched Me

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 153972

Then I Splinched Me.  
To the tune of Then He Kissed Me by the Chrystals.  The Midi can be 
found here (under the title And Then He Kissed Me):

http://www.angelfire.com/music4/themidiplayground/crock.htm

First solo for Susan Bones.

Dedicated to, gee, I guess it would be appropriate to dedicate it to 
Susan.  SSSusan, CV, RB, all the Susans, Sues, Susies, and even the 
Suzannes, Suzettes and Suzabelles (if we have any).

The Scene:  The Great Hall.  Apparation training.  Susan sings.

Well, the notice on the board said we were to congregate in the Hall.
A good Hufflepuff girl will always give each challenge her all.
Swallowed hard to still my fright.
Concentrated with all my might.
Something didn't go quite right-
And then I splinched me.

I let out a scream and they got me back together again.
A puff of purple smoke and my leg was back the way it had been.
But I was so horrified.
First I sobbed and then I cried.
Think I'd rather go 'long-side,
Because I splinched me.

I splinched me in a way that I've never been splinched before.
If I'd had both my legs, I'd have surely been running for the door.

I'd memorized my D's and I thought I was prepared to transport.
I'm starting to think that walking is my favourite sport.
Floo is starting to look good.
Give me a broom of any wood.
I'd try a carpet if I could-
It wouldn't splinch me.

Floo is starting to look good.
Give me a broom of any wood.
I'd try a carpet if I could-
It wouldn't splinch me.

It wouldn't splinch me.
(repeat)

Ginger, writing her first filk from this side of the hill. (I turned 
40 today.)