Evil Snape

eggplant107 eggplant107 at hotmail.com
Thu Jun 22 05:16:20 UTC 2006


No: HPFGUIDX 154161

puduhepa98 at ... wrote:

> Snape wants to kill both DD and LV
> and take over the world. He believes
> the prophecy completely so that only
> Harry can kill LV

Yes, that's what I think.

> he does nothing to advance his cause
> for 10 years. 

As Snape admitted he spied out Dumbledore's weaknesses during those years.

> When Harry appears at Hogwarts, 
> he protects him so he can grow up to
> kill LV, whenever LV returns. 

Exactly.

> When LV returns, he goes back as a
> faithful follower, taking his life
> in his hands, so he can convince both
> LV and DD he is on their side.

Yes it was risky but if you want to advance you must take risks, and
although Snape has many faults cowardice is not one of them.

> He cures DD of the ring curse for
> some unknown reason

I admit that is the weakest part of my theory, but as we have no
details of that incident I don't believe it is a fatal flaw.

> and takes an Unbreakable Vow to impress Bella  

Why not? It cost Snape nothing to make that vow, he was only vowing to
do something he had every intention of doing anyway; in fact I
wouldn't be surprised if he was only repeating a vow he had already
made to Voldemort.

> I don't think DD would allow a
> UV to protect Harry - Dark Magic you know.
> He is too good to accept a UV 

I don't think Dumbledore ordered Snape to do it, he freely vowed to
protect the life of Harry Potter. 

> In Book 7 Snape must help the Order
> and Harry as much as possible

Why? I think it would be far more thrilling if Harry didn't have the
help of a very powerful wizard like Snape when Harry confronts
Voldemort for the last time, that is after all why JKR decided
Dumbledore must die in book 6.

> so Harry can destroy or vanquish LV through love

God I hope not! If this were fact not fiction I would think the idea
was great, but in a novel vanquishing Voldemort through love sounds so
sweet I want to throw up. I want Harry to shoot Voldemort in the gut
and then watch him slowly die. Now that's entertainment!

> Once Harry kills LV, Snape and Harry
> will face off. [
] and Harry will come
> face to face, mano a mano, and Harry will win.  

And so Harry and Snape were in a Mexican standoff with their wands
pointed at each other. Then Harry walked forward until he was just
inches from Snape's  face and with an air of quiet confidence said:

"I know what you're thinking - did he drink Felix Felicis 25 hours ago
or only 24? Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement I've
kind of lost track myself, but as it's the Magnum curse I'm aiming to
perform, the most powerful in the world and would blow your head clean
off, you've got to ask yourself one question - do I feel lucky ? Well,
do you punk?"

> Is this about it? 

Yea, that's about it.

Eggplant  









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