Snape Survey, Snapeity, Dumbledore's sacrifice

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No: HPFGUIDX 149322

With inspiration from deborahhbbrd" hubbada at ... 

Of course that is what he would tell you, Draco, but he left out the
vital information that he was working for the Order all the time.
Obviously having the most powerful wizard in the Order get murdered
will strengthen the Order enormously. I didn't tell Harry any of this
because I wanted him to divert a large amount of his time and effort
from killing Voldemort to killing Snape, that's another huge benefit.

Of course that is what he would tell you, Draco, but 'm sure he didn't
mention that his unrequited love for your mother made it impossible
for him to refuse. You see Draco, Professor Snape often acts like a
love sick teenager because the poor man is simply not very bright. He
is in fact a very silly man, his pratfalls and buffoonery are an
endless source of amusement for me, it takes all my Will Power not to
laugh in his face. I once saw a funny Muggle TV show called Faulty
Towers, it had a pompous but inept character on it called Basil
Faulty, he looked like Nearly Headless Nick for some reason but he
acted just like Professor Snape. Professor Snape's antics also reminds
me of something called the Three Stooges 
. 

Of course that is what he would tell you, Draco, but just as a well
known Muggle hero has to perform ludicrous and seemingly impossible
tasks in accordance with the Code of the Woosters, so Professor Snape,
bound by the Code of the Princes, is doomed to obey whatever
instruction a Pure-Blood gives him. The reason I still trusted
Professor Snape completely is that my Alzheimer's disease has started
to kick in. Can I have a cookie? 

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