LID!Snape rides again (was: High Noon for OFH!Snape)

[exodusts]

No: HPFGUIDX 149887

> Sydney:
>
> Their hilarious sitcom of course!  Sorry, nothing to do with the
> argument, I just think they really do have a hilarious sitcom.  And 
as
> for why Peter was there-- you're right, it is interesting, although 
it
> might just be that JKR didn't have any place to put Peter in OoP and
> thought she needed to stick him in somewhere to remind us of his
> existence.


Exodusts:

A new play by Neil Simon: "The Odd Couple (of Wizards)"

Starring Alan Rickman and Timothy Spall.

It could definitely work.

Set in an exclusive flat-conversion at the Nakatomi Cotton Mill in 
the 
North of England. 

Spall's character runs a failing broom-rickshaw business that cannot 
compete with the Knight Bus.

Rickman's is equally desperate, after being fired from his teaching 
job 
at Hogwarts, for inadvertently murdering the headmaster.

Together they hatch a plan to steal millions of pounds of negotiable 
bearer bonds from a time-locked safe on the 37th floor of the 
building.

Each week they bungle their attempt in a humourous manner, thwarted 
by 
an American in a dirty vest who is moonlighting from Hollywood.

"I tell you Pettigrew, this time next week we will be millionaires... 
and I will be able to afford that expensive shampoo for greasy hair 
AND sensitive skin!"