[HPforGrownups] Book Seven plot Re: Request for new topics

[Phil Vlasak]

No: HPFGUIDX 152426

pippin_999 said,
> As I've posted on another list, one way to handle all the plotlines in
> Book Seven would be to have all the action take place in the summer.
>
> Suppose Voldemort meets his end on October 31?
>
> Then Hogwarts can re-open, Harry can enjoy his seventh year in peace,
> everyone gets a chance to sit their NEWTS, and JKR won't have to try
> and convince us that we should care how the characters are going to
> do in their exams when the future of the whole WW is at stake.
>
> Pippin

Now Phil with a way to quickly dispose of the horcrux hunt:
Voldemort  mentally ticks off his six horcruxes:
1. My Diary, Drat Harry destroyed it!
2. Slytherin's Basilisk, Double Drat, that one's gone too!
Who would have guessed someone could get into the chamber?
3. Slytherin's Locket, well that one is safe in the cave.
4. Slytherin's Ring, Damn that old   Dumbledore must have found it!
5. Gryffindor's two-way mirror, Yes I am sure it still is in the wreckage of 
the potter's home.
6.  Hufflepuff's cup Now that one will be safe where I left it, with all the 
other cups in the  Hogwarts' kitchen.
7. Ravenclaw's Vanishing Cabinet, Now that is the one I left in plane sight 
on the first floor of Hogwarts,
and it sure made it easy to sneak into the castle!
Oh, no! I made seven horcruxes not six!