FILK: Slughorn Guy

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 162050


Slughorn Guy (HPB, Chap 17-18)

To the tune of Witch Doctor 

The 1958 novelty hit by Ross Bagdasarian (a.k.a. David Seville, of 
Alvin & The Chipmunks fame)

You can get the music on this You-tube video (ignore the visuals). I 
can't find the original – this is a performance by Ray Stevens that 
doesn't follow my text exactly, but it's close enough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdycQQWQTIU&mode=related&search= 

THE SCENE: The Pensieve, as HARRY & DUMBLEDORE witness SLUGHORN'S 
altered memory. 

SLUGHORN: (through a dense fog)
Hey, no way Jose bing bang
I don't know a thing thang
Oh shux jus' my lux
No know know-a no-a Horcrux
etc.

DUMBLEDORE:
You see the Slughorn guy 
With Riddle at his side
I think the Slughorn guy 
Of Horcrux did confide
But now that Slughorn guy 
This memory denied
Foe he says:

SLUGHORN: (through a dense fog)
Hey, no way Jose bing bang
I don't know a thing thang
Oh shux jus' my lux
No know know-a no-a Horcrux
etc.

DUMBLEDORE:
We see that Slughorn guy 
Talk to that Riddle bloke
It seems the Slughorn guy 
Now claims that he misspoke
And then the Slughorn guy 
He vanished into smoke
While saying
..

SLUGHORN: (through a dense fog)
Hey, no way Jose bing bang
I don't know a thing thang
Oh shux  jus' my lux
No know know-a no-a Horcrux, 
etc.

DUMBLEDORE:
See how Slughorn's memory 
Has clumsily been altered
He's done a deed he's wanting to keep hid
I'll send you out with this homework
And here you musn't falter:
To you he'll spill the beans, you're Lily's kid!

HARRY
My friend the Dumble says
I musn't be afraid
My friend the Dumble says
I must Slughorn persuade
But when I went to him
By tongue I was betrayed
I just went:

Hey, Slug, chug-a-lug, tisk task
Lemme lemme ask ask?
Oh shux chuck-a-lucks
So tell tell me tell me Horcrux 
Hey, Slug, chug-a-lug, tisk task
..
etc.

(SLUGHORN flees from HARRY as the music fades out)

    -	CMC

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