Dumbledore's near-criminal irresponsibility
Eric Oppen
technomad at intergate.com
Sun Oct 29 19:51:10 UTC 2006
No: HPFGUIDX 160599
One thing that occurs to me about Dumbledore is that his behavior sometimes
devolves into irresponsibility that's nearly criminal in its intensity. In
some ways, he's a bit like Hagrid. Hagrid's almost impossible to hurt, and
tends to think that other, smaller people are just about as invulnerable as
he is, so he often endangers others (Aragog, Buckbeak) without an ounce of
malice.
Once Dumbledore got the idea that there was a curse on the Defence Against
the Dark Arts teaching position, I'd say that continuing to allow it to
exist was playing with the lives and sanity of the hapless, unknowing
witches and wizards whom he allowed to teach. Quirrel and Lockhart's fates
could be laid at Dumbledore's door, and if Lupin had killed someone in
werewolf form, or Moody had died in the trunk, the same could be said of
them. Even Umbridge's fate could be tied to the DADA Teachers'
Curse---while she's a nasty piece of work and a Ministry suck-up, I honestly
don't think she _deliberately set out_ to become a sadistic tyrant. (The
Blood Quill might have been SOP at Hogwarts in her time; compared with
being, say, hung in chains by one's arms, it does look like nothing much)
As Headmaster, not to mention an immensely prestigous wizard, Dumbledore has
a great deal of latitude about whom he hires as a teacher, and what is and
is not taught at Hogwarts. (Remember, at one point he was thinking about
not offering Divination.) Once he twigged that there was some sort of curse
on the DADA teacher's job, he should have done something. Perhaps, if he
couldn't just quit _having_ a separate DADA class and make sure that what's
needed is covered in other classes' curricula (the Patronus Charm, forex,
could be covered in Charms class) he could have swapped around and had Binns
teach DADA. I don't think there's much that the DADA curse could do to a
ghost---they're pretty hard to hurt or kill. Of course, that would leave an
opening for a History of Magic teacher---and if "History of Magic" just
_happens_ to go into great detail about Dark Magic and how best to resist
it, well, a lot of history is the struggle between Dark and Light magic,
isn't it?
I could just see Snape teaching History of Magic: "You are here to learn
the noble and ancient history of magic---the stories of wizards and witches
from the earliest recorded times onward. While there is little or no
wand-waving here, do not think for a second that this is a useless class.
>From the stories of the great wizards and witches of the past, we can learn
how best to deal with the threats that face us in the future. We will be
discussing great victories, terrible defeats, and accomplishments so
stupendous that I doubt that any of you dunderheads could understand them.
While this is not the same thing as those lurid historical novels that I see
some of you have been reading---such as _Sweet Savage Sorcery_---the history
of magekind is a very mature subject. The stories about Rowena Ravenclaw
and the Dance of the Seven Veils, Helga Hufflepuff's seduction of the Dark
Wizard Gargamel---all of these, and a great deal more, have gone to make up
the story of wizardkind."
It does occur to me that abolishing DADA, or folding it into other subjects
and fobbing it off onto Binns, might cause problems with the OWLs and NEWTs.
If this were done, Dumbledore might have to explain that there is reason to
believe that there is a curse on the position, and either abolish the DADA
OWL and NEWT, or just accept that very few Hogwarts students will do well on
those particular tests, and allow for it.
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