FILK: Bartemian Rhapsody

[Eustace_Scrubb]

No: HPFGUIDX 158303

Well, it's been a long time since I've posted anything,let alone a
filk, but I found this one lying around and finished it.  I'm sure
neither the first nor best filk of this song, but here it goes anyway...

Bartemian Rhapsody
Based upon Bohemian Rhapsody, Performed by Queen, Written by Freddie
Mercury.
(Barty Crouch Jr. is ushered into the courtroom at the MOM,  together
with Bellatrix, Rabastan and Rodolphus Lestrange)

(Barty, Jr.)
Is this for real, dad?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught by the aurors
No escape from reality
(Bellatrix)
Open your eyes
Look up at the crowd and see
(Barty Jr.)
I'm just a good boy, I need your sympathy
Dad-please to Azkaban don't make me go
Not to the Dementors, no!
(Bellatrix)
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

(Crouch Sr.)
These villains have cursed a man
Put a wand against his head
Crucio! he's good as dead
(Barty, Jr.)
Mama, tell him he is wrong
Don't let him go and throw his son away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
Please let me come home again this time tomorrow
Father please, father please, don't let your family shatter

(Crouch Sr.) Too late, your time has come
You are no son of mine
Azkaban will be just fine
(Bellatrix)
Goodbye everybody - we've got to go
Gonna leave you all behind and find the boss
(Barty, Jr.) Mama, ooo - (Rodolphus & Rabastan)(anyway the wind blows)
(Barty, Jr.)  I don't want to go
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

(Bellatrix LeStrange)
You're just a little silhouetto of a man
Barty Crouch, Barty Crouch you won't stop the Dark Lord now
We'll escape and find him--he'll arise and reward me
Foul Herpo, Foul Herpo,
Foul Herpo, Foul Herpo,
Foul Herpo and QuangPo - magnifico

(Barty Jr.)
But I'm just a good boy and nobody loves me
(Crowd and Mrs.Crouch)
He's just a good boy from an old family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
(Barty Jr.) Easy come easy go - will you let me go


(Crouch Sr.) I have no son! No - I will not let you go - (Crowd) let
him go
(Crouch Sr.) I have no son! No - I will not let you go - (Mrs. Crouch)
let him go
(Crouch Sr.) I have no son! No - I will not let you go - (Barty Jr.)
let me go
(Crouch Sr.) Will not let you go - (Barty Jr.)let me go (Crouch
Sr.)(never)
(Crouch Sr.) Never let you go - (Barty Jr.) let me go
(Crouch Sr.) Never let you go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
(Barty Jr.) Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

(Bellatrix LeStrange)
Lord Voldemort has a place of honor just for me
for me
for me

[Bellatrix, Rodolphus and Rabastan]
So you think you can stop us--let's just see you try
So you think you'll condemn us and leave us to die
Oh Voldy - we'll come find you Lord Voldy
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta there

[Rodolphus & Rabastan]Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
[Bellatrix]  Only Voldy matters
Anyone can see
Only Voldy matters - Only Voldy matters to me

[Rodolphus & Rabastan] Anyway the wind blows...


Cheers,

Eustace_Scrubb