FILK: Deathly

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 175062

Deathly (DH, Chap. 21)

To the tune of Jerry Lee Lewis' 1958 hit Breathless 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavIgtIaqN4 

Dedicated to Jason LeBouef

THE SCENE: The Lovegood residence. In his first-ever solo, 
XENOPHILIUS LOVEGOOD tells the Trio all about The Deathly Hallows.

XENOPHILIUS LOVEGOOD:
My name is Lovegood, 
This fine ol' sign
You can see it on that
Robe of mine
Three bros a bridge would cross
Show Death just who was boss
They would be....ahhh....Deathly!

Oh, the eldest one got an
Elder wand
He sure found out how
He's been conned
Second bro would raise the dead
Drove him out of his head
That is why they're....ahhh....Deathly!

Oh, Harry!  Mm-mm!  Hermy!
Beadle the Bard!
He put Lovegood on guard!
The youngest bloke took him a cloak
He was Death's buddy 
When he croaked.

Now, come on, Harry,
I've confessed
`Cause I'm a believer, I've joined the Quest
Wand, stone, cloak, you know
Each one of them is a Hallow
That makes them....ahhh....Deathly!


    -	CMC (who thinks that JL Lewis would make an excellent X. 
Lovegood in the movie version)

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