FILK: Only Make Him Leave

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 175108

Only Make Him Leave

To the tune of Conway Twitty's Only Make Believe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsZL10oxPwY

Dedicated to Potioncat

THE SCENE: The Malfoy Manor. The Death Eater Who Came to Dinner is 
wearing out his welcome with the Malfoys. 

LUCIUS:
People sometimes may declare
That I am Voldy's heir
But the Dark Lord makes me heave
If we could only make him leave

He came to our estate, and makes us so irate
Took over the master suite, won't put down the toilet seat
Gives our Manor no respect, now it's all a total wreck
Dotes all the time on Snape, gets mad over one escape
If we could only make him leave.

Toward Narcissa he gets mean, will not leave the kitchen clean
Takes my wand away from me, treats Draco like a dummy
Makes our other guests succumb as he throw AK tantrums
He's even making mock of our beloved peacock
If we could only make him leave.

All night long he shrieks and yells, overcrowds our dungeon cells,  
Wakes each morning with a scowl, scorches Dark Marks on our towels
Eats us out of house and home, lets that serpent freely roam
He's truly not Dark Side, he's Sheridan Whiteside
If only Harry makes him leave



   -	CMC

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