FILK: Give Harry Chase

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 176081

Give Harry Chase (DH, Chap. 17)

To the tune of Chantilly Lace by the Big Bopper (aka Jiles Perry 
Richardson)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB0qorMO9-s

NOTE: Something I never knew before: The Big Bopper died in the same 
plane crash that claimed the life of Buddy Holly on Feb. 3 1959

Dedicated to Randy Estes

THE SCENE: Lord Voldemort's Patronus (a Rat Snake) arrives with an 
urgent message for NAGINI

NAGINI (spoken):
Hello Voldy, yeah, this is the Big Viper speakin'!
Ha ha ha ha ha, oh you cruel thing!
Do I what?
Will I what?
Oh Voldy, you know that I'll strike!

(music)
Give Harry chase at the Bagshot place
And a phony tale about a sword
Bewilderin' surprise
Bathilda's my disguise
Serving Voldy Lord
As I loiter in the lane
It'll be quite plain
Once he is at the Hollow
He is sure to follow
When the candles get lit he' s gonna get it 
I'll uncurl, oh Voldy that's when I'll strike!

(Voldemort's Rat Snake Patronus shows up once more after the 
Christmas eve attacks for a progress report)

(spoken, defensively) 
What's that Voldy, but, but, but....
Ohhhhhh Voldy,
But
..oh Voldy you know that I struck
.

(music)
Gave Harry chase at the Bagshot place
With a phony tale about a sword
Bewilderin' surprise
Bathilda's my disguise, Lord!
Serving Voldy Lord
As I loitered in the lane
It became quite plain
But then I got too squirmy
He was saved by Hermy
When the candles got dim I nearly got him
I uncurled, oh Voldy that's when I struck!

(NAGINI is of course forgiven – how can you punish your own soul?  
Several months later, in the Shrieking Shack, Voldemort himself gives 
NAGINI another assignment)

(spoken)
What's that, Voldy?
Get Severus Snape, don't let him escape?
But Dark Lord, you make my blood run coldly, Voldy! 
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh alright, Voldy, you know that'll I'll strike!

(music)
With skin like paste and a greasy taste
And a bony tail I'm grinding down
A bleakness in his eyes
And weakness as he dies, Lord!
Makin' his fans frown.
There ain't nothing more obscene
Than a snake death scene
But he is way too sallow
So I will not swallow
He'll get it in the neck, and he'll catch all heck,
I'll uncurl, oh Voldy that's when I'll strike!

(NAGINI strikes, fatally wounding Snape)

  -	CMC

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