[HPforGrownups] Re: CHAPDISC: DH1, The Dark Lord Ascending

[Bart Lidofsky]

No: HPFGUIDX 176119

From: Meliss9900 at aol.com
>Nagini is probably some magical combination of various snakes.  I  can't 
>think of a single poisonous snake that would get large enough to swallow a  full 
>grown human.   (perhaps she's a distant cousin to a  basilisk. . . without the 
>death glare/petrifying thing going on.)

Bart:
Hmmmmmm... he might have taken some of the basilisk's sperm ("OK, snakey, just pretend I'm a cute female basilisk, ahhhh... doesn't that feel good......"), and impregnated a female python, or maybe he put a python egg (I looked it up; pythons DO lay eggs) and had it hatched by a chicken (too bad he didn't have Scabbers around for that). Maybe he learned a few tricks from Hagrid, after all. 

Bart