FILK: We Need a House-Elf

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 180020


We Need a House-Elf (DH, Chap. 23)

To the tune of Up On The Housetop

http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/u004.html

THE SCENE: When trapped at the Malfoy Manor, who you gonna call?

HERMIONE:
We need a house-elf, that because
We fell into Greyback's claws
To Malfoy's Mansion we have been towed
Bellatrix says I'll be Crucio'd.

TRIO:
Hey, Dobby! Please rescue me!
Hey, Dobby! Please rescue me!
We need a house-elf, quick, quick, quick
The Malfoy clan are all pyschotic

HARRY:
First, Ollivander and Luna go
Pete drops in to say hello
I saved him once, so we share a bond
Pete's handed off to the Great Beyond

TRIO:
Hey, Dobby! Please rescue me!
Hey, Dobby! Please rescue me!
We need a house-elf, quick, quick, quick
The Malfoys ain't too altrustic

RON:
Dobby displays all his heroics
Helps to free Hermy from Bellatrix
Just to make sure that the coast is clear
Does The Phantom thing to the chandelier.

TRIO:
Hey, Dobby! You've rescued me!
Hey, Dobby! You've rescued me!
Bella a knife throws, she's so sick!
This song will end kind of traumatic.

    -	CMC

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