FILK: H-O-R-C-R-U-X

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 164579

H-O-R-C-R-U-X

To the tune of Tammy Wynette's D-I-V-O-R-C-E

You can see her perform it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_cj4mfcE5A

Dedicated to CV (whose initials are to be found in Wynette's title)

NOTE: My premise in this song is that Voldemort, after he acquired
one, came to believe it unlucky to actually say the word Horcrux
(just like you can't say "Macbeth" if you're appearing in a stage
performance of the play).

VOLDEMORT:
My fiendish plan's to split my soul in seven different parts
With a spell that's the worst of all the evil Darkest Arts
So that is why it's like my name, that's better left unsaid
But the word that I can only spell
>From my cave, alas, has fled.

My H-O-R-C-R-U-X has been stolen away
That S.O.B. R.A.B, how he's going to pay
I shall get him ASAP and he'll be facing my worst hex
He'll rue the day he took my H-O-R-C-R-U-X.

On an isle, I hid my locket
With some folks who died
They lived within a cavern I with magic fortified
With spells I cast for hurting those
Who would dare to mess with me
But now I am a victim of
A Grimmauld B & E

My H-O-R-C-R-U-X has been stolen away
That S.O.B. R.A.B, how he's going to pay
I hang him by his You-Know-Whats, he'll nevermore have sex
He'll rue the day he swiped my H-O-R-C-R-U-X.

  - CMC

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