Dark Mirror, Part 1: Hairy as Lupin...
Talisman
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Sat Jan 13 15:39:49 UTC 2007
No: HPFGUIDX 163728
::Talisman peers into the inky depths of a dark and elaborately
wrought hand mirror::
Speak again, O oracle of the Deathly Hallows
...
::gives it a few whacks on the table::
Come on then, what do you mean by: "hairy as Lupin?"
Is that supposed to be a personal crack? ... or ...hmmmmmmmmm.
(She pauses to consider possibilities that had, frankly, gone right
out of her iniquitous little head...ever since she lost that argument
with herself about how the unfortunately supine Mr. Thewlis could not
possibly be properly cast....)
No...wait...can it be?...it's...
Hairy-a**ed Lupin?
Woooo hooo! Lupin *is* ESE, after all:
Erotically-Shedding-Ecdysiast!Lupin !
eh...huh?
::...angry buzzing from mirror...::
Oops.
Sorry. False alarm. Seems Lupin *is* destined to fizzle out as the
most tepid werewolf ever to bother transforming.
Ah, well. Perhaps Tonks can use him to damp mop.
The real message for Book 7 is: Harry as Lupin.
Indeed, when Harry emulates the most salient aspect of Lupin's dark
secret, i.e. his lycanthropic transformation, he will merely be
following the pattern previously established in Books 5 and 6.
Quirrell was, of course, Harry's influence in Book 5.
The most significant imagery of Quirrell's secret was that of
Voldemort protruding from the back of his head: he literally had
Voldemort in his head.
Harry may not have had the Dark Lord's face jutting out of the back
of his skull, but the post graveyard activation of the scar link
ensured that, for the greater part of Book 5, Harry certainly did
have Voldemort in his head.
(Indeed there's a fair amount of slippage both ways; even shared
turns at possession.)
However, Harry didn't necessarily see his mind link as a problem.
Although, unlike Quirrell, Harry didn't intentionally serve the Dark
Lord, like Quirrell he did relish the power that his special
relationship provided.
Harry rationalized his intentional pursuit of the Voldemort-linked
visions, but this did further Voldemort's plan to get the orb (cf.
stone), until Snape and DD stepped in to mess things up.
Well, okay, the orb *was* actually DD's bait. But still
Harry
didn't know that.
In any event, significant aspects of Harry's Book 5 plot arc clearly
mimic Quirrell's core secret.
HBP takes up with Book 2, and follows suit.
The gist of Lockhart's dark secret is that he is a total fraud:
taking credit for the talents of others.
In like vein, from the hour he lays hands on the Prince's old book,
Harry intentionally basks in the glory of a more talented person's
accomplishments.
Again, there is detail variation: Lockhart was a predator, whereas
Harry has the opportunity handed to him.
Nonetheless, he takes full advantage of it and certainly enjoys his
ersatz fame. So much so that, when Snape asks for the book, moments
after Malfoy's near-fatal slashing, Harry's main worry is the damage
that could accrue to his potionmeister reputation.
Additionally, Harry *can* be seen as predatory toward Slughorn,
albeit at DD's insistence.
Even though he doesn't Obliviate his memory donor, Rowling adds the
artistic touch of Harry's *knowing* that Slughorn "would remember
nothing of [it] in the morning" (HBP US 490).
Again, Lockhart's central secret plays out in Harry's actions through
the majority of Book 6.
So then: 1, 2...3... Poof! Watch as Book 7 Harry transforms into
Lupin, before your very eyes.
I absolutely guarantee that Harry will manifest Lupin's darkest
secret, throughout the bulk of Deathly Hallows.
You can take that much to the bank, and tell them Talisman sent you.
The devil, naturally, is in the details.
I don't expect Harry to actually become a werewolf. I could be wrong
about this, Hedwig knows; Greyback might be skulking in the
shrubbery at Privet Drive as we speak. But, heretofore unused
aconite lessons and wombatish whisperings of bite epidemics
notwithstanding, I would find it incongruent to have Harry literally
pop a snout in the final stretch.
Instead, my expectation is that Harry will undergo a Dark
Transformation.
Just as Newt Scamander describes the werewolf in FBWTFT, our Harry,
an (arguably) "...otherwise sane and normal wizard...[will
transform] into a murderous beast" (42).
The prospects are delightful, and let`s face it the gathering storm
is already in evidence.
Like Lupin, Harry was "infected" in early childhood. Of course,
instead of werewolf drool, Harry got that big squirt of evil wizard
juice.
It's still in there you know, and I'll bet it can activate.
Moreover, it's clear that DD wants Harry to go postal in the final
run.
One of the most astonishing scenes in HBP is the revenge pep rally DD
holds for Harry, in his final session of loco parentis advice.
Rowling shows us an agitated and emphatic DD, "swooshing" about in
his "glittering" robes (HBP 510).
I'll bet they were short glittery ones and came with a pair of pom
poms.
Just watch him do the human alphabet :
Gimme me a "K"! Gimme a I! Gimme a L! L!
What's that spell? KILL! KILL! KILL!
::lots of jumping and pom pom shaking::
Don't need no AK or silver glove,
Just ax the B@#$%&! with pure love!!!!
Yeah Team!
:: big final jump and split::
Really, it's obscene when you think about it. This 150-yaer-old
authority figure admonishing a 16-year-old kid to agree to--at least
try to--kill someone.
Remind you of anyone? Say, Draco and his Dark Lord?
As usual none of DD's rationale hangs together. But when has that
bothered Harry?
DD insists that Harry *must* try to kill Voldemort, in retribution
for James and Lily.
Of course, Harry is hardly unique in having lost loved ones to
Voldemort. If vigilante justice is to hold the day, or if vengeance
is a compelling substitute for a "real" prophecy, Harry should have
to queue up behind a long line of bereaved friends and family,
starting with Myrtle's kin.
There is also the argument of Harry's special power. Leaving aside
the irony of love and purity as secret murder weapons, we know that
lots of folks are capable of love.
By suggesting that Harry in particular is *special* for being able to
love "given everything that has happened to [him]," DD merely manages
to inculpate himself, again (HBP US 509).
So, abuse is an important ingredient, eh? We'll just add that to
the 1) don't want him to get a swelled head; and 2) yet unused *blood
protection* excuses, shall we?
Oh, and that's another lie by ommission from the Book 5 "tell all;"
or were you only *guessing* why you allowed it, DD?
::Talisman licks her quill and makes a few more notes in DD's
permanent record::
Such a naughty old boy.
Another argument is that LV unwittingly gave Harry some special gifts
at GH. Well, let's see. We've been told that, since the painful
moments in the artium, Voldie's been practicing Occlumency against
Harry.
Have to do something about that, eh?
At least Harry *can* understand Parseltongue--handy enough should
defeating Voldemort require eavesdropping on his pillow talk with
Nagini--but then, we've seen that DD could speak it, too. So why
make it Harry's problem?
And, as many of us have been asking ourselves, why have Voldemort
breathing down Harry's neck at all? Why not send him back to cool
his heels in Albania?
Clearly, long before Harry aquires Slughorn's *unedited* memory, DD
has deduced how many Hxes LV made, the objects likely used as the
containers, and even what order/whose death went into the creation of
each annoying little masterpiece.
Why not finish bashing them all, and then go hunt down whichever rat
Voldemort is inhabiting, for the final blow?
Then too, why can't anyone else help Harry? Hardly out of secrecy.
Harry can't hide anything in his head, and we have no reason to
believe that Hermione and Ron have any talents in that direction,
either.
I'm willing to believe that Legilimens *is* a relatively rare skill,
but You-Know-Who certainly has it, and he's the one we'd be trying to
keep our secret from, isn't he?
Nah, Harry isn't so much in danger of being dragged into the death
arena by Voldemort, as shoved from behind by DD.
DD laid the coals for all this in the first place, and in HBP we see
him blow on them until "a flame seem[s] to leap inside [Harry's]
chest, searing his throat" (HBP US 512).
This is the penultimate act in priming Dark Harry. The deal is sealed
when he pins Harry in place to watch events on the tower.
And , yes, DD and Snape *have* been cultivating Harry's hatred of
Snape throughout the series, as people are cleary beginning to notice.
If you understood my ancient explanation of DD's use of Sirius to
actualize Harry's love power, you are now advantageously positioned
to understand his work to activate Harry's hate in HBP.
If not, here's a remedial overview:
Although Sirius's escape was arranged by Lucius/Imperio-ed Fudge--in
order to facilitate Lu's plan to destory Harry (and make it seem like
collateral damage, via dementor)--on a higher level, it was DD's
plan.
Who wants to bet that Snape--at DD's behest--whispered some
interesting facts about Wormtail, and his whereabouts, into Lucius's
luscious ear? Wouldn't it be amusing to sic Sirius on the rat, with
dementors (as clearly demonstrated throughout Book 3) instructed to
attack when Black and Potter are in proximity--making sure they get
the boy first?
Order operatives Snape and Lupin work together to acquaint Harry with
the truth about Sirius (and send Wormtail to fetch Voldmort, as
Pip!Squeak noted in her Spy Games, so long ago, only more so).
Alas, then DD feigns an inability to clear Sirius--thereby limiting
contact between godfather and son--until Book 5, where he allows the
relationship to bloom, right up until he lassoes Sirius with an
invisible Incarcerous spell (while Bella stuns him) and yanks him
through the veil.
Don't think for a moment that Harry's the only one sharing
Voldemort's head in Book 5.
Lovely how DD's single moment of fear in the atrium is when LV is
about to possess Harry. DD knows exactly what LV is going to do--
before he does it--and by no outward sign.
Why is DD worried? This is the big pay-off moment. Will Sirius's
death Vold-proof Harry?
Or, will LV set up housekeeping?
We see that DD knows instantly when it works--and *why* it works.
So, in the wink of a twinkly eye, the Headmaster who has avoided
Harry all year is " inches from [Harry's nose]" (OoP US 816).
Having wished for months that DD would spare a few words for him,
Harry soon can't get him to shut up.
In Book 6, DD [Rowling] confirms the effect of Sirius's death (which
I explained back in July 2003, shortly after Book 5's release, e.g.
# 66983), i.e. Harry has been Voldproofed: the DL doesn't want to
touch him with a ten-foot tentacula.
[`Course after Sirius is dead we see that DD can exonerate Sirius
with just a few words to Fudge. Even though there is no body, and
we know that no one from the Order testified (the Ministry doesn't
even know they exist--like all good operatives, they "weren't
there").
Is the testimony of 16-year-olds so much weightier that of 13-year-
olds? Well, no one asked for it, anyway. Funny, huh? But then
we've seen DD's curiously tardy exoneration powers before, e.g.
Hagrid in Book 2, haven't we?]
Even though Harry feels a loyalty to his dead parents, he never
really knew them. DD uses Sirius to give Harry a truly cognizant
love/loss experience.
Notice how Voldemort didn't mind the open exchange conduit earlier in
the year, albeit Harry *cared* about Sirius then, too.
No, it was the powerful throb of emotion for a lost loved-one that
sent the Dark Lord running. That is why DD caused Harry to meet
Sirius, to know him--in a controlled fashion--and then to watch him
die, in the circumstances we see in OoP.
Just as he used Sirius to arouse Harry's love (for the sake of his
Plan) DD has now used Snape to unleash Harry's hate.
Oh, I don't think that DD sacrificed his own life solely to piss
Harry off. I'm sure there is more to it than that, and that those
reasons also go beyond enhancing Snape's DE prestige or any nonsense
having to do with saving Draco.
But, it *is* why he arranged to have Snape zap him right in front of
Harry.
We know that the revenge-fire burning in Harry's heart for Voldemort
has only been eclipsed by the nuclear reaction that went off at
Snape, that night.
Book 6 leaves Harry seething with revenge and focused on killing at
least two people.
What do you think that has done to Voldemort's Occlumency program?
Not only will Voldemort be inclined to resume his special tête-à-
têtes with our boy, but that latent bit of Voldemort in Harry's
scruffy little head is likely to be nourished.
Enter Lupinized!Harry--Lupinized in the sense that we will see him
in the throes of a Dark Transformation, for a significant part of
Book 7.
Oh, don't be dreary. Of course Harry will have an opposing,
victoriously transcendent, transformation. But let's try not to
think about that, just yet.
The darkest hour has not been plumbed, and there's plenty of fun to
be had.
I predict that, not only will a hate-filled heart unleash Voldemort's
powers--on Harry and in him--but Harry will actually join forces with
the Dark Lord.
"How?" you ask. "Why?"
As I opined months ago, the castle has already fallen to Voldemort.
Ergo, that's where the Dark Lord and his favorite DE are hanging out
these days.
We know that at least one Hx target, Nagini, is there, as well. Not
to mention all the other reasons we want to get in: DD's portrait,
Pensieves, other Hx clues, blah, blah
If he's going to kill everyone / destory Hxes, Harry will need to
infiltrate the Dark Lord's stronghold: Hogwarts.
Sure he's got a secret passage and an IC, but even if Snape lets him
use the hump-backed witch, ol' Nagini can see through the cloak--and
she's a tattle-tail.
Plus there's just no sport in three quick AKs from out of thin air.
So, how will the new alliance come about?
Well, Rowling promises that a lot of DD's secrets will be disclosed
in Book 7. Inasmuch as this entire predicament is DD's doing, it's
possible Harry won't be so thrilled with what he learns.
I recall annemehr asking me, long years ago--in response to my
position regarding DD's orchestration of events--what it would do to
Harry, to discover that DD had purposed it all. Maybe we'll get the
chance to find out.... ; )
On the other hand, even if a disgruntled Harry moves from being DDM
to something more of his own person, this may not happen early enough
to send him reeling into Voldemort's arms.
Instead, he may attempt feigning a change of loyalties in order to
get closer to his quarry.
I know, I know: he's got a transparent head, and the scar link is
going to be back and better than ever.
Still, the opportunity is ripe for an artistically pleasing reversal
of that Fudge/Scrimgeour poster-boy program we`ve heard about.
Long before he was distracted by the need to obliterate Potter, old
snake-eyes has dreamt of dominion over the WW. That's his real
goal. Harry's just a fly in the ointment.
In spite of LV's prowess for executing the resistance, he must surely
prefer persuading people, quickly, of the need to be obedient. Let's
face it, the more people you kill, the less subjects you've got, and
the sooner you *arrive* as uncontested dictator, the better.
With shockwaves of DD's demise still reverberating through the WW,
what better way to extinguish any tremulous ember of hope than to
exhbit The Chosen One, as your mascot?
Thus, even while LV can see through the ruse, he may consider the
propaganda a sufficient asset to play along with it...for awhile.
Come into my parlor quoth the spider to the fly...
Then LV will discover that Harry *is* a Hx (* see post script,
below), and he'll be caught in his own web.
And, with all the murderous hate swirling around his heart, the evil
juice pulsating in his head, and the scar link stronger than ever,
even a DDM!Harry is likely to find himself in deep water.
Thank goodness Snape's in the house.
Yes, the accumulating evidence sorts well with the established
patterns of Harry emulating his old DADA profs, and of abutting book
reversals.
Harry's going dark as midnight on the battlefield of the soul.
Think of the possibilities.
One of many delightful spin-offs from this involves the Malfoy clan.
Remember how they tried so hard to get Harry to the Dark Side in
Books 1 and 2?
Sure you do.
We could only guess before, but thanks to Rowling's site and Snape's
chat with Bella in HBP, we know that the DE's venerated Harry as a
potential replacement for Voldemort. (I'll bet they were hopeful of
a little less insanity, too.)
Although DD did a good job of making sure Harry would reject Draco
(and Slytherin House), and Draco evinced something less than
diplomatic skills, Draco *did* try to take Harry under his wing.
When junior botched the job, the elder Malfoy applied his
considerable resources--nothing less than the DL's Chamber of Secrets
opener--in a bold attempt to eliminate the Potter recruitment
competitors.
Imagine the difference if things had gone according to plan:
1) Hagrid rotting in Azkaban;
2)The Weasely Family discredited,
3) the Mudblood Granger Myrtlized; and
4) DD out in the street.
Fortunately the Malfoys would have been there to help Harry pick up
the pieces.
Lucius had no clue that TR was going to seep out of the book, let
alone formulate a plan of his own. Lucius really had no interest in,
or expectation of, harming Harry. Quite the contrary.
It was only after Harry thwarted his plan, identified him as the
culprit, and personally humiliated him via Dobby (complete with an
elfin butt-kicking) that Lucius viewed Harry as a liability rather
than an opportunity. Segue to Book 3, and the dementor plan.
But, times have changed for the Malfoys, haven't they.
The entire family is in dire jeopardy. Azkaban won't protect Lucius
much longer and Draco clearly failed in his mission.
I suspect Draco is still be alive, thanks to Snape's clever advocacy
and Voldemort's euphoria over DD's death.
But, he's no "fair-haired boy" in any metaphorical sense. The best
he can do now is to keep his pale head down and hope LV doesn't
think about him.
Has Lord V noticed Narcissa's disobedience? Even if not, she clearly
has continuing reason to fear for her spouse and child.
Anyway you look at it, the Malfoys have a dim future in the New Vold
Order.
Under the circumstances, they might find it handy to know a champion
with special powers to bring the Dark Lord down.
I've always posited that Lucius--like most DEs--was soiling his
pantaloons at the graveyard. Aside from Lestrange & Co. (and DD), no
one had an interest in seeing the DL return.
By now, the Malfoys must be positively yearning for a GH redux.
Imagine their distress when Harry appears to be Voldemort's new pal.
Oh, if only he'd go back to being a tiresome intermeddler!
It's a feast of irony.
But, it's not all amusement. I expect Harry to benefit from the
Malfoy's resources before it's over: information, artifacts, or even
a helping hand.
I don't mean to suggest that Lucius or Draco will be reformed,
Slytherin forefend, they'll just be pursuing self-interest, as
usual.
And, odds are, they (at least Lucius and likely Draco) will run afoul
of Voldemort once too often.
I'll be sorry to see Lucius go--he's always exciting on page--but I'm
sure he'll make a titillating exit.
In any event, here's to Harry as Lupin. May his Dark Transformation
give us all a few howls.
Cheers,
Talisman, saying: stay tuned for more from this mischievous mirror, I
think it`s starting up again....
PS
*Yes, I do subscribe to Hx!Harry. In my version, posted elsewhere
back in November 2005, Voldemort did the murder, but, unbeknownst to
him, DD (or his lieutenant) did the spell.
Ergo: Voldemort doesn't understand what happened at GH, though DD
clearly does.
Lily knew it too. That's why she couldn't fight back. Couldn't risk
Voldemort's soul staying intact by virtue of a self-defense
justification--plus, with sacrifice, you get the burning blood
bonus.
It was the best defense for Harry in that situation. Well, okay, a
pet phoenix might have worked, too. But then you wouldn't be
furthering The Plan by having VaporMort all psyched-out about
Harry's powers, and well, never mind that now. I'm sure DD
reassured her it would all lead to Voldemort's downfall, one day.
I imagine that aiming an AK at a blob of your own essence could
confuse the incantation into thinking your intent is to off
yourself. Mix that with some soul-tether immortality, and Voila, you
get blasted into a wicked miasma.
Whether Harry defeats the last bit of Voldmort, within himself, or
whether keeping Voldemort at bay remains the *battle that must be
fought again and again, but can never be won* remains to be seen.)
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