Harry Potter, REALLY for Grown-Ups (well, PG-13 anyway)

[Bart Lidofsky]

No: HPFGUIDX 164351

Bart:

    Hogwarts has students from 10-17. Doesn't ANYBODY
have sex? Now, I am not one of those people who say that ALL teenagers
have sex, but  certainly, SOME do. Even the professors appear to be
virgins!

    And look at Draco. He clearly has little care for
the feelings of others. Yet, he has a woman who has the entire older
male student group hot under the, ummm, we'll call it the collar, and
Draco has her under Imperious Curse, and, well, nothing! Don't tell me
that Draco has become  a gentleman!

    Any thoughts?

Bart