FILK: Snape’s Way

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 171710

Snape's Way

To the tune of My Way, by Frank Sinatra

You-Tube performance at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1tGdoA6mCc

Dedicated to CV

THE SCENE: On the evening of his final appearance upon the Canonic 
stage, SEVERUS SNAPE reflects upon his illustrious literary career.


SNAPE:
And now, the end is near,
As we approach the final climax
Although, sometime next year,
I'll live again, on-screen at IMAX.

I've lived a life so foul
And ev'ry foe, dearly did they pay
And poor Al Dumbledore 
I hit with AK.

Death threats and many feuds,
I took them to brand-new dimensions
I had my malicious moods
And countless kids put in detention.

I taught my Potion course
And student hair, I turned it to gray
And spread my fearsome name
Across the UK.

Yes, there were times, if I'm correct,
When you wished you could have wrung my neck.
Yet through it all, I fascinate,
For I'm the man you love to hate.
I did my snark, embraced the Dark,
Like the KKK.

I've sneered; I've made you wince, 
When at the Shack, you saw me barge in;
And as the Half-Blood Prince 
I wrote it all in the margins

Some think I'm Dumble's man
Or maybe I'm in the Dark Lord's pay
You've read the pro and con
In many essays

So I tell my fans, I won't be nice.
I'd rather be the plot device
Allowing Jo to mess with heads
And make our books read and re-read.
Have you found out what I'm about?
I'd say there's no way!......



Wait `til Saturday!

     -	CMC

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