My Thoughts on Deathly Hallows

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There were a lot of things that I liked, and a lot that I didn't.  I 
can't really write anything in depth now because I'm still 
mourning... 

Fred's death.

The horcrux hunt was endless.  It would have been a lot more 
interesting to read about what was going on at the school.

I didn't know that opening the Chamber of Secrets was so easy.  
Apparently, all you have to do is hiss like a snake. lol

Why was it important that Ginny was a powerful witch, the only 
daughter in the Weasley family, and the seventh child?  IT WASN'T 

Wormtail's death made me laugh.

Fred, Tonks, and Lupin's death made me sick.  Poor Teddy Ruxpin 
Lupin  

I hated when Hermione was tortured.  And I get the feeling that 
Dumbledore's sister was raped.  This is a great kids' book, no 
really.

Albus Severus and Scorpius?  LOL  (Fans are already writing fanfic 
for this ship. It's called the ASS ship.) 

I knew that Dumbledore had a checkered past.  Freakin Puppet Master

JKR has a sick sense of humor.  She told Dan that she was going to 
make him as naked as possible in book 7 because of his role in 
Equus.  And she did.  *snickers*

She also seems to have felt bad for the Hermione/Harry shippers 
because she gave them a moment in the book.  Yes, Voldemort ships 
HG/HP.  LOL

The Harry/Draco shippers probably loved the broomstick ride 
scene.  :p

Ginny almost gave her virginity to Harry in book seven.  SLUT!   
(I'm kidding. lol)

I thought Voldemort destroyed the sorting hat? And then it shows up 
again in the epilogue.  I think Voldemort had the right idea (except 
for the wrong reasons) to destroy that thing.  That hat has no 
business complaining about disunity in the school when its job is to 
cause it. 

The fight scenes were good.  I LOVE NEVILLE!

The moms rocked in this book!  Molly and Narcissa were awesome! (I 
liked that Narcissa and Lucius were worried about Draco. )

I think that JKR should have had a few Slytherins help in the final 
battle.  I think this was a big mistake.  Wasn't there one Slytherin 
kid JKR mentioned could think for himself?  Was it Nott? 

I can't wait to see Snape fighting Minerva in the seventh movie.

Wow.  Snape turned out to be all emo.  Someone please tell me that 
the "golden snitch" wasn't a metaphor for Snape.  (I need an icon 
for this, or some aspirin.)

I like how JKR solved the problem of Emma's bad acting abilities.  
Just write a bunch of scenes where Helena Bonham Carter gets to play 
Hermione playing Bellatrix.

The epilogue sucked.  This is what she kept for fifteen years?  It 
needed to be at least 30 pages.  What happened to George, Luna and 
everyone else?

God, I miss Fred.