Funny lines

[potioncat]

No: HPFGUIDX 172955

 
> zgirnius:
> Dark, but I offer:
> 
> "Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to 
> compose an epitaph?"


Potioncat:
Me too. I actually had a "He didn't just say that!?" moment and had to 
re-read it.

But the first funny line that had me setting the book down to laugh was,
"Fred and George turned to each other and said together, 'Wow---we're 
identical!'"

It got funnier when my youngest, a fellow fan eagerly asked what was so 
funny and I said, "George and Fred just noticed they were identical."

He looked at me with a doubting look and asked, "You mean, after all 
this time, they didn't know?"