Funny lines

[mookilie2003_1]

No: HPFGUIDX 173311

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Geoff Bannister"
<gbannister10 at ...> wrote:
<snip>
> They both occur in the chapter where Harry leaves Privet Drive:
>
> '"This is different, pretending to be me-"
> "Well, none of us really fancy it Harry," said Fred earnestly.
> "Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky,
> scrawny gits forever."
> Harry did not smile.'
> (DH "The Seven Potters" p.46 UK edition)
>
> I did!
>
> '"You can't do it if I don't cooperate, you need me to give you
> some hair"
> 'Well, that's the plan scuppered," said George.  "Obviously,
there's
> no chznce at all of us gettign a bit of your hair unless you
> cooperate."
> "Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to
> use magic; we've got no chance," said Fred.
> "Funny," said Harry. "Really amusing."'
> (ibid. p.47)
>
> 'Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow
> - we're identical!"
> "I dunno, though, I think I'm still better-looking," said Fred,
> examining his reflection in the kettle.'
> (ibid. p.49)
>
> I do so love the twins' deadpan humour. :-)
>


mookilie2003_1:

I thought the funniest line by far came from Molly Weasley:
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"--(USA, p736)
After Bellatrix shot the Avada Kedavra curse at Ginny and right
before Molly returned the favor.  Well done Molly!