Funny lines

[Shirley]

No: HPFGUIDX 173333

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Kimberly" <ekrdg at ...> wrote:
>
> Maybe it's too early for a "funny lines" thread but I just wanted 
to say that I loved Ron in this book.   He said two things that just 
had me in tears laughing.
> 
> Just before the wedding when Mrs. Weasley is making him clean his 
room...
> He says something to the affect, "And are they getting married in 
my bedroom ? No !"..... "Why in the name of Merlin's saggy left-
"     I don't know why but I just thought that was the funniest 
thing...!

Shirley:  I just LOVED that line!
 
<snipped> Kimberly
> (whose daughter talked her into eating Bertie's Beans... ewwwww !)

Shirley:

More Ron funny-ness, the night before the wedding:  "A brutal triple 
murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of a damper on the 
wedding."  Classic.

And Viktor came through, too:  "Vot is the point of being an 
international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are 
taken?"

As well as Harry, after Crucio-ing Amycus Carrow:  "I see what 
Bellatrix meant - you need to really mean it."  (Which probably 
wasn't meant to be funny, actually, but it made me chuckle.)

Shirley, thrilled to death that her formerly non-reader daughter has 
finished this book, "the longest one I've ever read, Mom" (she's 
listened to the first 6 on tape, you see)