FILK: Undesirable

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 173397

Undesirable

To the tune of Extra-Ordinary from Stephen Schwarz's Pippin

You-tube performance here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au1TPizvwHo

Note: The title word is pronounced UN-DEE-ZIE-ER-ABLE (last two 
syllables rhyme with table)

THE SCENE: HARRY, in DH extremis
.

HARRY:
The Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived
Is now on the lam as a fugitive
When you're Undesirable
You gotta do Undesirable things

This is a time dark and intense
For I must spend ev'ry night in tents
When you're Undesirable
You're made to do Undesirable things

There's an answer I cannot see
How best I should respond
To oppose DEs and the Ministry
With just a broken wand.

And although this is major
Although this is vast
I'll have to wager that we finish last
Voldy's launched a cabal
That wants to put the label
"Undesirable" on me.

And if Ron keeps on swearing
And Hermione's despairing
And our Gryffindor prospects seem bleak
If we're fleeing from Greyback
And we can't find our way back
Well, this isn't the worst day I've had this week
.

I've come to be downright depressed
Wearing this locket upon my chest
When you're Undesirable
You have to do Undesirable things

Our next course of action's not easy to judge
And whoever would dream that we'd miss Cornelius Fudge?
I'm Undesirable
I need to do Undesirable things

I'm on a mission to finish the man
Who gave to me my scar.
So I'll design a Horcrux plan
If someone would just tell where the hell they are!

So keep us all safe, don't let me be framed
And stop me from blurting out Voldemort's name
For I must disable
That old miserable
Undesirable
LV!

-	CMC

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