FILK: Magic is Might

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 173939

Magic is Might (DH, Chap. 1)

To the tune of Magic To Do from Pippin

You-tube at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la25h4zEZXs

Dedicated to Bart L.

THE SCENE: The Malfoy Manor, with the Dark Lord and (most of) his 
minions in a festive mood

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS:
Join us --  in our strength we tower
Join us – making Muggles cower
Join us -- come obey the powerful few
And You-Know-Who.
Follow – wicked darkness not seen
Since the heyday of the Nazis
Follow—or it will get knotty for you.

Because magic is might, yeah, that's right
When you've blood that is pure for sure
We've got total control—racist goals, 
`Mentors who'll suck out your soul
If your blood contains manure
.

YAXLEY:
Malfoys – they are in his pocket

VOLDEMORT:
Horcrux – one of them's a locket

BELLATRIX:
Murder – each death, what a shock it will be.

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS:
Na-Nagini

DOLOHOV:
Aggression  – Muggle-lovers AK'd

SNAPE:
Ambush – Potter shall be waylaid

VOLDEMORT: 
So join us – everyone is afraid of me!

CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS:
Because magic is might, yeah, that's right
When you've blood that is pure for sure
We've got total control—racist goals, 
`Mentors who'll suck out your soul
If your blood contains manure
.

(The CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS improvise ridicule aimed at the Malfoys,  
and the babysitting werewolf cubs, then repeat the previous stanza.)

(antiphonally)
Magic is might that's `cause magic is might
Yeah, that right, that's `cause Magic is might magic is might
Magic is might Yeah, that right that's `cause ma- magic AK
Yeah, that right, that's `cause magic is might that's `cause
Magic is might Yeah, that right that's `cause we have conspired in 
cabals to
And Burbage so long, and Burbage so long, and Burbage so long
AK AK AK
..

-	CMC


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